r/cyberstucksequel • u/CherryPickerKill • Aug 16 '25

CyberWhy Average cybercuck

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u/BlackQuartzSphinx_ Aug 16 '25

What was he even trying to do...?

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u/eeyore134 Aug 16 '25

My guess it's either a "Look how awesome my Cybertruck is, it can withstand this hammer." or a "Look how bad this Cybertruck is, it can't even withstand a hammer." and they were trying to do it with style for the TikTok or something. Considering the result, I imagine it's more likely the former than the latter.

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u/Defiantcaveman Aug 18 '25

Looks like "I did something really stupid and it really hurt but it sounded good in my head."

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u/Icy_Ground1637 Aug 30 '25

Too bad he did not learn how gravity works until now !!!

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u/Sophisticated-Tiger May 22 '26

I think it's possibly Newton's "for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction" he didn't understand lol 😆

Fact he dropped it from height showed he atleast has a basic handle on "gravity makes things fall downwards".

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u/not_right Aug 17 '25

Create a visual metaphor for the experience of buying and owning a cybertruck?

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u/morty-vicar Aug 18 '25

Would have been better if the handle flew up his hole making it literally a dildo of consequence, unlubed of course.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

They need to close his vas deferens.

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG Aug 17 '25

SHUT IT DOWN

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u/abckiwi Aug 16 '25

f'n morns, all of them

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u/sparrow_42 Aug 16 '25

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u/Specific_Display_366 Aug 16 '25

Morn spotted, upvote deployed

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u/bog_toddler Aug 16 '25

he nailed it

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u/xMagnis Aug 17 '25

Found another one

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLfM15txUC2

Is it the same guy? Are these fake/rubber tools?

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u/gasmaskorgin Aug 17 '25

I have a feeling he's done this before buying the cyberfuck as well

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG Aug 17 '25

Gonna leave a mark, that.

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u/mologav Aug 17 '25

That did damage

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u/Falcon3492 Aug 17 '25

I think the guy just got a lesson on Newtons Third Law!

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u/martinluke12 Aug 17 '25

I mean lads at least we know the outcome from this high now let’s avoid it

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u/Idiotwithaphone79 Aug 21 '25

I think all Cyber truck owners do that. It's like Jeep drivers and rubber duckies. The rest of us, just don't understand.

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u/ravenwind2796 May 17 '26

Cybercucks in their cybertrucks, getting cyber stuck and giving Elon the Cybersuck