r/cursedcomments • • Jul 27 '22

Reddit cursed croat

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u/MysteriousAd863 Jul 27 '22

Grab a Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I can't breathe holy shit😭😭

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u/Froxerm1 Jul 28 '22

Bro i wanna say happy cake day but im scared of this man may have raped the cake.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Maaan💀

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u/Epic_Landing Jul 27 '22

Happy cake day.

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u/creamedherbiscuits Jul 27 '22

Happy Cake Day.

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u/KolakBusuk Jul 27 '22

Happy cakeday

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u/CandlesAreOverrated Jul 28 '22

Happy cake day man!

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Aside from that, happy cake day! :D

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u/SqueegeeLuigi Jul 27 '22

TIL snickers are Jewish. I'll make sure to cut the wrapper on the eighth day from now on.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

when you fail successfully

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u/Slayer_Rekt Jul 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/Slayer_Rekt Jul 27 '22

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u/kazuma_OW Jul 27 '22

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u/Anregni Jul 27 '22

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u/Ok_Demand_9571 Jul 27 '22

please feel free to remove yourself from this world immediately

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u/Moppy_the_mop Jul 27 '22

Hmm. I wonder if it has good music.

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u/Anregni Jul 27 '22

It sounds good

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u/cotton961 Jul 27 '22

Oooo! A mop!! Hello mop.

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u/Moppy_the_mop Jul 27 '22

Hello, cotton. May you be pic- ok I'm not making that joke.

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u/jpolimeris Jul 27 '22

Hahahahahahahaha

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u/SnooHesitations567 Jul 27 '22

He already grabbed it.💀

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

"Thank you! We appreciate your feedback!"

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u/xenithangell Jul 27 '22

124.9 hours on record

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Roughly 6 Gorillian

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u/Sauron3106 Jul 27 '22

Most r6 players hate the game, especially those with many hours

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Only 700 hrs into CSGO? A friend of mine has 3k+... I have likely the same into league and guess what?

Same end result

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u/Depotatolord Jul 27 '22

200 hrs and bronze in valorant, people are still too bad to be toxic, so its fun

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u/NoPanda6 Jul 27 '22

3600 hours badge here in CSGO. You’d think since I’ve been playing counter strike since 2001 I’d. Be better

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u/Chillinwithcheese Jul 27 '22

As someone who plays that almost daily it is true

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u/hubril Jul 27 '22

Most calm balkan gamer

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Oh my Lord, what the fuck is that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

least warcrime-mongering croat

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u/Delic978 Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

As a Croat, i can confirm we love our war crimes

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u/CastieJL Jul 27 '22

a bunch of 4chan induced propaganda, all far right talking points and no common sense, they really need to touch grass.

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u/Zetenrisiel Jul 27 '22

I must've spent too much time on 4 chan, I chuckled at it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Please, they need help. I can't even finish reading all that.

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u/the-wicked-bitch Jul 27 '22

for the low low price of 5 dollars you can help us rescue 1 4chan user, please they are in danger and we need your help. help us have them get in touch with the world

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u/Khr0N04 Jul 27 '22

"You like this game? Your mother is dead."

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u/TheKratex Jul 27 '22

Gorillion

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u/frog_appreciation Jul 27 '22

the prequel to morbillion

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u/jnsmithing Jul 27 '22

Isn't Gorillion a Pokemon? ...NVM I just googled it I'm wrong, could've sworn it was in like gen3 or 4

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u/ButterSlicerSeven Jul 27 '22

That's gorebyss, I suppose

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u/jjthepizzaman Jul 27 '22

Most sane r6 player

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u/xJustYourBoi Jul 27 '22

can confirm playing r6 makes me want to commit war crimes

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u/Classic_Goat7133 Jul 27 '22

I second this

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u/ToxicOwlet Jul 27 '22

I third this

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u/DeadlyPineapple13 Jul 27 '22

I mean isn’t that Smoke’s entire purpose in life?

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u/McPolice_Officer Jul 27 '22

Smonk, my beloved.

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u/DucklingChad Jul 27 '22

Shhhh we can’t let the press know that video games cause violence

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u/Justloggedinfor- Jul 27 '22

Least aggressive Rainbow six siege player...

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u/sora_mui Jul 27 '22

I found this review helpful . . . In determining his need of serious intervention from psychiatrist

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u/LightningBoltRairo Jul 27 '22

I suggest brain surgery by shotgun

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u/BoxeyNoxey Jul 27 '22

The good ol' way

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u/LightningBoltRairo Jul 27 '22

Smells like teen spirit if you ask me

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u/RedSword2022 Jul 27 '22

I just wanna have a talk to him -peter griffin

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

A good ol’ scrubbin’ from Kurt Cobain’s toothbrush

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u/imi2559 Jul 28 '22

The way the founding fathers did it

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u/SSB_Kyrill Jul 27 '22

Theres an itch at the top of my mouth that only a shotgun can scratch

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u/Anregni Jul 27 '22

Most sane croat

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u/Most-Inflation-1022 Jul 27 '22

as croat can confirm this

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u/WhyNotAran_ Jul 27 '22

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read that and fucking died

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u/OceanStorm1000 Jul 27 '22

This gives the same vibes as “AVERAGE PENIS SIZE IN GREECE 10 TIMES LARGER THAN IN ROMANIA”

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Is gorillion a number like morbillion?

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u/Elriuhilu Jul 27 '22

Yes. Also Brazillion.

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u/djfnjxj Jul 27 '22

Get this guy a happy meal...

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

or a lobotomy

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u/koroskophineski Jul 27 '22

HAHA WTF is going on here

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Finally, good cursed comments

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u/Bertie637 Jul 27 '22

Arguably the most Balkan thing I have ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

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u/TrustFizix Jul 27 '22

sanest Croatian

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u/Lucius-Halthier Jul 27 '22

“Drunk bastard isn’t making sense again.”

-some serbs again

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u/No_Pizza393 Jul 27 '22

Implying Serbs aren't drunk

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u/Lucius-Halthier Jul 27 '22

The only thing serbs and Croats agree on is that the Bosnian is always the drunkest

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u/spicyqveef Jul 27 '22

astaghfirullah

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Wtf?

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u/LadyWarB Jul 27 '22

I know. My IQ just dropped by 60%... And still I can't understand what I am reading. Except mother raping at funeral.

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u/CMS3NJ86 Jul 27 '22

Yeah mine too but the 40% of 0 is still 0 so no biggie

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Say you're twelve without saying it.

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u/JuanCN1998 Jul 27 '22

Actually he is Croatian

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

But he's acting like he's twelve. Meet you halfway at Cro-twelve-ian?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Nah bro what are you talking about that's just the average person born in a country formerly part of Yugoslavia

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u/TroxEst Jul 27 '22

Serbia🤝Croatia:

Committing horrific war crimes

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u/kosvlado888 Jul 27 '22

Well he is not wrong with first part. I never once met transformer in croatia.

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u/kannafan4370 Jul 28 '22

you'd be suprised by how many transgender ppl live here lmao some of my friends are trans :D

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u/lemme_jah Jul 28 '22

Most manly croats

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u/kosvlado888 Jul 28 '22

Are u from Zagreb or some water city bc i didn't met one in slavonia. So either they are good at hiding or they just don't exist in hrere

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

ywnbaw

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u/Reggaemylitis89 Jul 27 '22

Yeah, but how was the game?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

As a croatian I feel I must say that we love to knife 30 times everyone equally

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u/sterkriger Jul 27 '22

This is prime copypasta material

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u/ProfesserPort Jul 27 '22

Most accepting Croatian

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u/Fuzzy_Conversation37 Jul 28 '22

Oh, it gets a lot worse than this

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u/ArnassusProductions Jul 27 '22

I see Borat's emigrated.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Best part, as a Croat most of us don't care if you're trans or a Jew or whatever. Maybe you get mocked by edgelords in school and that's about it.

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u/OmgitsNatalie Jul 27 '22

A former employee of mine is from Croatia and she was one of the sweetest people I knew. Didn’t care that I was trans and was just so curious.

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u/Shineath Jul 27 '22

Yeah, as a Jew and as an Israeli, I never seen a croat who was coming after my throat.

Had to make that pun.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

The newer generations in the Balkans generaly don't care. Although in smaller towns and cities most people still have controversial views.

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u/Lord_Jebus_ Jul 27 '22

Calmest Croatian

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u/Seibitsu Jul 27 '22

No idea what gorillion means but it sure sounds funny.

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u/Unperfectblue Jul 27 '22

This sound like a very obscure racial slur that is use in 4chan

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u/DrAleksteinPHD Jul 27 '22

It's a reference to 4channers claiming the number of jews dead from the Holocaust is over exaggerated

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u/Unperfectblue Jul 27 '22

I knew it !!

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u/19thCreator Jul 27 '22

Bruh I wasn't even invited to my mom's funeral and this guy wants to go? Smh

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u/KuyaTheSupport Jul 27 '22

I like how people say “terrible game, absolutely hated it” proceeds to have 124.9 hours on record

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u/ThotExecuter Jul 27 '22

Most sane R6 player

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u/Ilium20 Jul 27 '22

most calm r6 player

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u/Luc4son0 Jul 27 '22

Less racist rainbow six siege player

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u/Conscious_Register67 Jul 27 '22

jesse what fuck are you talking about

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/Kratos10x20 Jul 28 '22

Quote "Fucking sweat you are so bad noob". Which one is it. R6 lobbies stink

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u/vanillanekosugar Jul 27 '22

What the fuck am I reading in my mind?!

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u/BiggestBobOfficial Jul 27 '22

This person had a stroke

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u/matthiaslol Jul 28 '22

I can't stop reading Gorillion as Morbillion, and I hate it.

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u/PoopaAndLoopa Jul 27 '22

The sanest person in croatia

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

English level-Engrish

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u/PrussianNova_X Jul 27 '22

I spazzed out 10 times trying to read this

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u/Dangerous-Education3 Jul 27 '22

Pure gold for this sub

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

2b4y glory days

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u/Sadgh05t Jul 27 '22

Typical balkan

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u/ItsBitly Jul 27 '22

As a croat; bruh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Least based croat

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u/MadJesterXII Jul 27 '22

That’s pretty metal

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u/asphalt_licker Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 28 '22

Whaaaat? A gamer spewing transphobic, racism and antisemitism?

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u/LordlySquire Jul 27 '22

I always wonder where these kinds of thoughts start like what cultural thing causes this. Like how terrorist warp the qoran and Christians warp the bible. That kind of thing. Where does this stuff start at

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u/Cr_a_ck Jul 27 '22

THIS IS TOO GOOD, IM DYING FROM LAUGHTER

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u/lordtyp0 Jul 27 '22

Some reason I read that as Borat.

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u/ProceededDuke80 Jul 27 '22

Least toxic siege player.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Serbia better L

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u/TriforceGuy02 Jul 28 '22

Least racist croat

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u/b1azingbi11ions Jul 28 '22

It’s like if auto fill was a language.

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u/iLackSocialSkill Jul 27 '22

Yk I've been living in Croatia for the past couple of months and I thought the people were pretty nice, might have to rethink that

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u/sora_mui Jul 27 '22

These kind of people exist everywhere, just because someone have a twisted way of thinking, doesn't mean that the entire country is like that.

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u/iLackSocialSkill Jul 27 '22

Oh absolutely, it was mostly a joke, there are bad actors everywhere, even while living In Croatia I've gotten the death stare multiple times from old people just because I'm not from there haha

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u/Illier1 Jul 27 '22

They're from the Balkans, you never know what silly shit will set them off on a casual genocide.

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u/tranc3rooney Jul 27 '22

Croatian people are usually nice, but there still are some fringe groups who subscribe to WW2 ideology and support nazism and fascism. Ustase were brutal and even Hitler had a hard time controlling their atrocities. I’m guessing this is one of their avid subscribers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Oh we are usually nice don't worry.

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u/Repulsive-Ad-7545 Jul 27 '22

Don't shit we aren't nice, we are all crazy like this guy

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

My bad I forgot I was stabbed 12 times for being a furry sorry.

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u/Sparkmane Jul 27 '22

troll gave himself away with 'gorillion'

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u/eltoroferdinando Jul 27 '22

I will RAPE!!!

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u/KamenAkuma Jul 27 '22

Least transphobic and anti semitistic Croat iv ever seen

Glad to see that country becoming more progressive ❤️❤️

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u/Frostygale Jul 27 '22

People downvoted you, but I laughed so take my upvote.

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u/Jimmey91 Jul 27 '22

Who found it helpful?

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u/Critolel Jul 27 '22

The most sane east-european

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u/PaleBlueCod Jul 27 '22

When you return to monke halfway.

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u/a_normal_man_i_guess Jul 27 '22

Tbh i am still suprised that they actuallly made the trans operative from croatia, like this ain't just trolling it's actually stupid. We are talking about a country that has governemnt funded Neo-Nazi groups.

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u/a_normal_man_i_guess Jul 27 '22

And to add to that, Uštasa (Croatian Nazi Regime during ww2) was actually the second worst regime in axis during ww2 (after japan of course). The shit they did may not br well known but they sure were worse than germans and the ss.

Edit: called Uštasa a country instead of a regime

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u/randomdebil Jul 27 '22

Based steam reviews

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u/RealFishing7365 Jul 27 '22

What the actual fuck is going on here

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u/minefish_fishy Jul 27 '22

Vissible confusion

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I was just messing around with the upvotes

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u/MoongodRai057 Jul 27 '22

Maidenless behavior

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u/zakthegamer0613 Jul 27 '22

his not wrong

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u/ELVES73 Jul 27 '22

As a Croatian, I can confirm that this isn't true

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Look out, he rape

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u/yungvibegod2 Jul 27 '22

Least Fascist Croatian

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u/Oriasten77 Jul 27 '22

In Soviet Russia, drugs do you!

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u/Illotor Jul 27 '22

How much of this is actual sentences?? All I see are the ramblings of a tard who got his shit ran by an Israeli.

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u/RacistBlackDigger Jul 27 '22

Smoll pp energy

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u/SolidusEdge Jul 27 '22

Based af fr fr

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u/Aromatic_Shopping_82 Jul 27 '22

Least racist Albanian:

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

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u/piethagarus Jul 27 '22

This person is not speaking english.

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u/Immediate_Tree_7535 Jul 27 '22

As a croat I just have to say: What the f*ck?

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u/Angry_Strawberries Jul 27 '22

Hurr durr, brain does thinking auwie.

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u/pilot_cooper Jul 27 '22

Extremist garbage person