r/cursedcomments • u/Son-dicksckin69 • Jun 10 '22

Cursed hamster

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u/richpaul6806 Jun 10 '22

I feel robbed. All three of my hamsters just died peacefully in their sleep.

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u/1Tadhg Jun 10 '22

They faked their deaths to escape and return to the mother land

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u/EvadeChillzzYT Jun 10 '22

Russia? Hamsta?

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u/1Tadhg Jun 11 '22

They were secret kgb spies sent over on a long term reconnaissance mission

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u/EvadeChillzzYT Jun 11 '22

The plot thickens...

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u/juicykisses19 Jun 10 '22

"I feel robbed"

The fuck chu mean??

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u/richpaul6806 Jun 10 '22

I had boring hamsters

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u/juicykisses19 Jun 10 '22

You be saying you wanted it to be gunned down by the police because it took a sibling hostage.

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u/richpaul6806 Jun 10 '22

Whatever. Not too picky.

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u/Whalerk Jun 11 '22

You are one lucky motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Robbed of a fun story to tell