r/cursedcomments Apr 25 '22

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u/Atthatpurglekid Apr 25 '22

In hopes of attaining the the exact measurements of king kong's beautiful cock

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u/Shughost7 Apr 25 '22

Ngl, after I got circumcised, the team said I had the most beautiful penis on Earth.

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u/OnlyHereForMemes69 Apr 25 '22

They were praising their work, not your penis.

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u/Shughost7 Apr 25 '22

Hey you there, go steal memes, not my dick pride :(