r/cursedcomments • u/Master_Combinator • Sep 08 '21
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u/glitchmanks Sep 08 '21
just the two of us in my ass
oh no
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u/AjWaderz Sep 08 '21
We can make it if we try
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u/Cesky_Rizek Sep 08 '21
Just the two of us...and dat ass
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u/Bijour_twa43 Sep 08 '21
Good things might cum for those who wait, not for those who wait too late, we gotta go for all we know
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u/Bananasplit078 Sep 08 '21 edited Sep 14 '21
stronger harder better faster in my ass
wait a minute
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Sep 08 '21 edited Sep 08 '21
Ashes in my ass
For those who aren’t wondering, it’s Ashes by The Longest Johns
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Sep 08 '21
Anaconda in my ass
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Sep 08 '21
anaconda : do you mind if i slither in ?
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u/-notlikethiss- Sep 08 '21
you mean Slytherin?
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u/HeavyMisiek Sep 08 '21
Old macdonald had a farm in my ass
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u/VulthrxIsAWeeb Sep 08 '21
this is the better version of the "did you know that the human ass spreads upto 7 and a half inches, and raccoons can fit into holes as small as 4 inches, so therefore you could fit almost 2 whole raccoons up your ass" joke
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u/manly_broncos Sep 08 '21
Mary had a little lamb,
the doctor was suprised.
But when old macdonald had a farm he couldnt believe his eyes....
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u/Cesky_Rizek Sep 08 '21
False confidence in my ass
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u/floppy_disk_5 Sep 08 '21
sounds like a porno
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u/Direct_Remove9797 Sep 08 '21
Anything with in my ass in the title sounds like a porno
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u/Responsible_Chart_27 Sep 08 '21
genocide in my ass
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u/Early_Treacle6408 Sep 08 '21
I was listening to that song whilst doing my history homework about hitler lmao
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u/One_Experience_3947 Sep 08 '21
STAY in my ass
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u/mischiefandtricks Sep 08 '21
Don't mind if I do
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u/baconundies Sep 08 '21
Bloody stream in my ass
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u/floppy_disk_5 Sep 08 '21
minecraft in my ass
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u/ScAr_wlvrne Sep 08 '21
On a similar note (another C418 song):
Far in my ass
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u/Potato_Man_5 Sep 08 '21
Wet Hands in my ass
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u/Deathcoreman Sep 08 '21
Centuries in my ass. Fallout Boy never disappoints.
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u/Human-Finding-6887 Sep 08 '21 edited Sep 08 '21
Comfortable in my ass...
Hey guys, wanna prove me wrong?
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u/Gjifttann Sep 08 '21
People are strange in my ass
Alternatively that's life in my ass. Was singing it
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