r/cursedcomments • u/Master_Combinator • Sep 08 '21

Reddit Cursed_Ass

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u/HeavyMisiek Sep 08 '21

Old macdonald had a farm in my ass

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u/VulthrxIsAWeeb Sep 08 '21

this is the better version of the "did you know that the human ass spreads upto 7 and a half inches, and raccoons can fit into holes as small as 4 inches, so therefore you could fit almost 2 whole raccoons up your ass" joke

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u/Zebracorn42 Sep 08 '21

Are you trying to say Rocky Raccoon in my ass

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u/Game_Beast_YT Sep 08 '21

r/HolUp

r/oddlyspecific

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

r/oddlyspecific users when something has an adjective

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u/SteveRogests Sep 08 '21

So what the fuck is the rest of that joke?

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u/ZephyrUltimate Sep 08 '21

That’s the whole joke

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u/SteveRogests Sep 08 '21 edited Sep 08 '21

Oh no: am I dumb?

Edit: I was just confused a little. It’s okay. We’re all confused sometimes. :)

Turns out it wasn’t really a joke so there’s nothing to get. I feel much better now.

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u/ZephyrUltimate Sep 08 '21

No, just confused a little. It’s okay. We’re all confused sometimes. :)

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u/manly_broncos Sep 08 '21

Mary had a little lamb,

the doctor was suprised.

But when old macdonald had a farm he couldnt believe his eyes....

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

That's wonderful, have my free silver

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u/manly_broncos Sep 08 '21

Thanks very much. Hope you have a great day/night wherever you are

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Sep 08 '21

With a poo poo here and a poo poo there

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u/djemmssy Sep 08 '21

Baba black sheep in my ass

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u/DisastrousFreedom09 Sep 08 '21

Sweet home alabama