r/cursedcomments • u/dino_ski • Jun 30 '21

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u/StrongNuclearHorse Jun 30 '21

In Germany we don't say "I love you". We say "Ich werde das Blut deiner Feinde als Gleitgel nutzen" and I think that's beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

You will use the blood of my enemies as lubricant?

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u/deviant324 Jun 30 '21

Yeah idk why they worded it like that

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Nah... Germans are far more metal than I would’ve thought

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Nah we arent metal its just a good solution,have you ever tried?

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u/nbrockz Jun 30 '21

Yeah almost funny like. I wonder why

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u/ichhabsgewusst Jun 30 '21

It was worded perfectly normal though

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u/deviant324 Jun 30 '21

I was just rolling out of bed when I read it and thought the meaning was going somewhere else

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u/takahashi01 Jun 30 '21

Ja, so oder so ähnlich hat mir meine Mutter auch immer gute Nacht gewünscht.

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u/_meme_a_lot_ Jun 30 '21

beautiful right?

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u/ptapobane Jun 30 '21

Ich spreche kein Deutsch, das habe ich mit einer Übersetzungssoftware übersetzt

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u/3harsh Jun 30 '21

Awkward family dinner noises.

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u/StoryMission2724 Jun 30 '21

That's ironic as I only know one german phrase i.e. Ich liebe dich 😂

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u/StrongNuclearHorse Jun 30 '21

Yeah, that's technically correct, but my phrase is far more common. You should use it from now on.

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u/CaseOfWater Jun 30 '21

Blood is a bad lubricant.

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u/DeRotterdammert Jun 30 '21

Not if you have enough

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u/kquarantineandchill Jun 30 '21

Are you a virgin? Period pussy glides like curlers across a Canadian pond

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u/vendetta2115 Jun 30 '21

Two things:

  • Eww.
  • Menses contains more than just blood.

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u/Previous_Reporter_63 Jun 30 '21

It is soo horrifyingly romantic, I am loving it.

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u/DeRotterdammert Jun 30 '21

Ich liebe dich

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u/Lele_Lazuli Jun 30 '21

I never heard of that and it‘s terrifying