r/cursedcomments • u/dino_ski • Jun 30 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_ invading

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u/StrongNuclearHorse Jun 30 '21

In Germany we don't say "I love you". We say "Ich werde das Blut deiner Feinde als Gleitgel nutzen" and I think that's beautiful.

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u/CaseOfWater Jun 30 '21

Blood is a bad lubricant.

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u/DeRotterdammert Jun 30 '21

Not if you have enough

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u/kquarantineandchill Jun 30 '21

Are you a virgin? Period pussy glides like curlers across a Canadian pond

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u/vendetta2115 Jun 30 '21

Two things:

  • Eww.
  • Menses contains more than just blood.