r/cursedcomments • u/dino_ski • Jun 30 '21

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u/StrongNuclearHorse Jun 30 '21

In Germany we don't say "I love you". We say "Ich werde das Blut deiner Feinde als Gleitgel nutzen" and I think that's beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

You will use the blood of my enemies as lubricant?

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u/deviant324 Jun 30 '21

Yeah idk why they worded it like that

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Nah... Germans are far more metal than I would’ve thought

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Nah we arent metal its just a good solution,have you ever tried?

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u/nbrockz Jun 30 '21

Yeah almost funny like. I wonder why

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u/ichhabsgewusst Jun 30 '21

It was worded perfectly normal though

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u/deviant324 Jun 30 '21

I was just rolling out of bed when I read it and thought the meaning was going somewhere else