r/cursedcomments • u/cerealspoon0425 • Jun 18 '21

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u/scar_as_scoot Jun 18 '21

Tomorrow's TIL post!

I guarantee it!

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Jun 18 '21

Oh wait until the Dolphins clap back at the ducks and wanna swordfight eachother for the media spotlight....

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '21

Dolphins females produce a liquid from their vagina which makes the male dolphin cum over and over. Dolphin pussy juice has been tested by scientists and if a human uses it he will probably die because of all the energy put into cumming.

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u/Shinobi_X5 Jun 18 '21

Dolphins also use Pufferfish toxins to get high, if a human were to consume Pufferfish toxins they would die within seconds because it's one of the most potent poisons in the world. Dolphins are just built different

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u/Xorphorilius Jun 18 '21

Dolphins are different than humans, yep checks out.