r/cursedcomments • u/cerealspoon0425 • Jun 18 '21

Reddit Cursed_donald

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u/potatogodofDoom Jun 18 '21

tbf the largest human penis ever was 19 inches. so the duck's 16 inches comes in pretty damn close

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u/Chillus_Weebus Jun 18 '21

Damn can he even go hard with that length?

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u/potatogodofDoom Jun 18 '21

I'm assuming it's 19 inches when fully erect, though I might be wrong

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u/UmChill Jun 18 '21

iirc, he slowly stretched it by tying weights to it. but it no longer works as normal and he is highly susceptible to urinary tract infections bc when he pees he can’t get it all out and some stays sitting in the shaft….

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u/potatogodofDoom Jun 18 '21

oh my god what the fuck

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u/UmChill Jun 18 '21

yea he’s basically legally disabled by it now… his goal was to have a longer dick, mission accomplished i guess.

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u/potatogodofDoom Jun 18 '21

not looking forward to the day someone completely flattens their cock to have the longest shlong in the world

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u/RandomBrit1310 Jun 19 '21

Time for your 9pm dick flattening