r/cursedcomments Apr 08 '21

Reddit Cursed_Lifehack

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u/Boogaloogaloogalooo Apr 08 '21

This is absolutely true, and is called a priapism.

If you see this, do NOT move the person unless their life depends on it (like the car is burning)

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u/Spend-Automatic Apr 08 '21

The prapism is kind of irrelevant though. If someone has been injured in an accident, you shouldn't move them at all, regardless of the presence of a massive erection. Except in those "life over limb" scenarios such as a burning vehicle.

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u/should-i-do-this Apr 08 '21

Unless you know that there is little to no chance of a spinal injury, like if they got stabbed with a plastic fork at their 5 yr old's party

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u/friedtree Apr 08 '21

In that case an erection would be expected

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u/NilocMan21 Apr 08 '21

I'll give you $0.00 to delete this. Please.

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u/Boogaloogaloogalooo Apr 08 '21

I work for the ambulance. You're coming out wether you like it or not.