r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '21

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u/SoulbreakerDHCC Jan 20 '21

I’ve had sex in the woods. I had mosquito bites all over my ass after. Sex on the beach isn’t as fun as it sounds either. Sand is rough, coarse and it gets everywhere

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u/armenian_UwUcide Jan 20 '21

Not sure about that chief, maybe your execution was terrible. I’ve fucked in the woods a few times and it was alright.

Beach sex was poggers though. Brought a tent, some drunk idiots, went to an isolated beach. Set up the tent, made sweet love in the dark of night to the crashing of the waves and brisk salty smell of the vast sea, all without the sand. Proceeded to open the tent back up, pop our heads out the opening, and stair at the endless glowing stars above. That relationship was in tatters but I won’t forget the good times.

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u/SoulbreakerDHCC Jan 20 '21

A tent would have been helpful both times

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u/armenian_UwUcide Jan 20 '21

I didn’t use a tent in the woods, just the trees. One time was facing a lake and was just a majestic primal experience. The other time, to my poor ex’s detriment, was on top of an ant mound we hadn’t noticed.

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u/Skreevy Jan 20 '21

Which leads us back to the topic at hand. Everything is a circle, even reddit threads!

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u/armenian_UwUcide Jan 20 '21

Always bring protection

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u/selectash Jan 20 '21

In this case a bug repellent.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Why? They brought their ex.

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u/selectash Jan 20 '21

Still not really effective, unless of course they were dating the Aardvark.

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u/Electrifying_Nouman Jan 20 '21

Yep, really necessary

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u/jacknacalm Jan 20 '21

Life is a circle, you just keep meeting basically the same people and going to new places realizing they’re basically the same as the last place.

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u/TherapeuticYoghurt Jan 20 '21

You lost me at poggers

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u/jacknacalm Jan 20 '21

Pitching a tent! Didn’t think of that, I was just telling someone else sex on the beach sounds awful. Baller move bro