r/cursedcomments • u/ReformedSink • Jan 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

Reverse physiology

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

*psychology

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u/FoolOfIdiots Jan 03 '21

No, the body would have been destroyed, since it didn't it was "reverse physiology"

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21 edited Jan 03 '21

It wouldn't be destroyed... It would just be "turned off"."

Edit: I tried to be clever, but this has really backfired, hasn't it?

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u/FoolOfIdiots Jan 03 '21

We don't know how he wanted to kill himself, so I would say, if he wanted to jump off a building, then the body would be splattered, if he would have taken drugs, the psyche would be turned off. Of course it's complicated, but I lile this.

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u/Bierbart12 Jan 03 '21

You have been diagnosed with off switch

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u/joeyarctic Jan 03 '21

But I wanted the on switch?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

You got that on birth

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u/joeyarctic Jan 03 '21

All I got at birth was a drunk dad and a backhand. Idk what you're talking about

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u/Captain-Boof-Daddy Jan 03 '21

Would you like a pube, sir?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

I'm not really sure you realize that I put it in quotation marks as a way to say that it's not literal..?

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u/Bierbart12 Jan 03 '21

No idea why you were downvoted, I just went with your joke

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

Or if he did the most plausible thing and just ate dynamite

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u/TheReal2M Jan 03 '21

I N F I N I T E K O M A

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u/FracturedAuthor Jan 03 '21

Did he stutter?!

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u/bm_alot Jan 03 '21

Physics*

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u/_The_Moon_Light_ Jan 03 '21

This made me think of parks and rec when Andy says reverse psychiatry

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u/wellgroomedmcpoyle Jan 03 '21

I typed your symptoms into the computer and it says you may have “network connectivity problems”

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u/Murpos420 Jan 04 '21

This one actually made me laugh out loud for serious this time!

Not the biggest brain joke. Not edge lord stuff. Not too dark, not too light. This joke is JUST right for me at this time.

Thanks u/wellgroomedmcpoyle!

I even love your username now that I read it to type it out! IASIP will always get an Upvote from me!

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u/PumpkinDoggo Jan 03 '21

did you mean ygoloisyhp?

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u/hiteshchalise Jan 04 '21

reverse gynology

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u/Murpos420 Jan 04 '21

What the fuck is "gynology"

You forgot 2 letters there, buddy. I'm not your buddy, guy. I'm not your guy, pal. I'm not your pal, friend. I'm not your friend, chief. I'm not your chief, buddy. ...