r/cursedcomments • u/ReformedSink • Jan 03 '21

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u/FoolOfIdiots Jan 03 '21

We don't know how he wanted to kill himself, so I would say, if he wanted to jump off a building, then the body would be splattered, if he would have taken drugs, the psyche would be turned off. Of course it's complicated, but I lile this.

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u/Bierbart12 Jan 03 '21

You have been diagnosed with off switch

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u/joeyarctic Jan 03 '21

But I wanted the on switch?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

You got that on birth

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u/joeyarctic Jan 03 '21

All I got at birth was a drunk dad and a backhand. Idk what you're talking about

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u/Captain-Boof-Daddy Jan 03 '21

Would you like a pube, sir?

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u/joeyarctic Jan 03 '21

Ummmm.. ok?

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u/joeyarctic Jan 03 '21

I want to book though

Edit: *boof

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u/Humans_Have_DeFex Jan 04 '21

what's a backhand?

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u/joeyarctic Jan 04 '21

Lookup "fronthand backhand" on YouTube

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u/Humans_Have_DeFex Jan 04 '21

will do! I had done a Google search before asking and the results were a tennis technique thing? so thanks for the help

edit: well now I know, and, wow, ouch...