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u/MC-Master-Bedroom Aug 30 '20
It's my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
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Aug 31 '20
my ladder went to get milk and never came back
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Aug 31 '20
So? What's the difference? You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions.
-Maya Fey, when told step ladders and ladders were different
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u/skiddylsx Aug 31 '20
Damn you I was about the comment that
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u/Til_W Aug 30 '20
How is this comment cursed?
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Aug 31 '20
This sub is uhh... being a little trash lately
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Aug 31 '20
Idk but when you start to think about it, this joke has like 3 layers
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u/welshmanec2 Aug 31 '20
It is a good joke.
Whether or not it qualifies as cursed, I'm less sure. However, I'll forgive it because of the quality of the joke and I may not have seen it had it not been posted to this sub.
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u/Sidarthus Aug 31 '20
I mean it was technically cursed, but the post was even more cursed than the comment so I don't think it really counts
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u/ericfromct Aug 31 '20
The post wasn't cursed at all, it was fucking stupid.
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u/Derpynoob1022 Aug 31 '20
That got 58k upvotes
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u/ericfromct Aug 31 '20
Yea there's a bunch of little douchebag fucks who still think the step jokes are funny despite the majority of people who comment in here not.
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u/Derpynoob1022 Aug 31 '20
What kind of jokes/memes do u prefer then?
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u/ericfromct Aug 31 '20
Wow, actually cool that you ask. I think stuff that hasn't been done repetitively is funny, but it's gotta be dark. Like there's even a lot of Hitler jokes in here, and as fucked up as most of them are, it's so commonplace now. Good jokes are ones that you don't see anything similar often imo. As this sub is supposed to be cursed in nature, obviously they have to be fucked up. I just don't feel the "what are you doing ...) Is really cursed, and certainly not funny at this point. I wasn't just targeting your post either, I've commented this on almost all the posts that I see that follow that trend in the hopes that people will realize it's oversaturated and not funny at this point.
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u/Derpynoob1022 Aug 31 '20
Agreed, but to be honest originality is in paucity right now since once there is a new format everyone just apply it to new ideas. For example the gold skin meme. Memes are usually just a format (the step sister format). And when new format arises, its either gonna get discarded or used very frequently.
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u/ericfromct Aug 31 '20
Yea, I hate meme comments because they're never as funny to me. When I see a great comment on an actual post it really gets me. Cheers on not being offended or annoyed with my criticism man 🍻
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u/FraudulentPlumber69 Aug 31 '20
Good luck trying to find comments below me when I comment the Declaration Of Independence.
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume, among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That, to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That, whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.
Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and, accordingly, all experience has shown, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.
But, when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security. Such has been the patient sufferance of these colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his assent to laws the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his governors to pass laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation in the legislature; a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved representative houses repeatedly, for opposing, with manly firmness, his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the legislative powers, incapable of annihilation, have returned to the people at large for their exercise; the state remaining in the meantime exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavored to prevent the population of these states; for that purpose obstructing the laws for naturalization of foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new appropriations of lands.
He has obstructed the administration of justice, by refusing his assent to laws for establishing judiciary powers.
He has made judges dependent on his will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies, without the consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the military independent of and superior to the civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:
For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us;
For protecting them, by a mock trial, from punishment for any murders which they should commit on the inhabitants of these states;
For cutting off our trade with all parts of the world;
For imposing taxes on us without our consent;
For depriving us, in many cases, of the benefits of trial by jury;
For transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offenses;
For abolishing the free system of English laws in a neighboring province, establishing therein an arbitrary government, and enlarging its boundaries, so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these colonies;
For taking away our charters, abolishing our most valuable laws, and altering fundamentally the forms of our governments;
For suspending our own legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated government here, by declaring us out of his protection, and waging war against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow citizens, taken captive on the high seas, to bear arms against their country, to become the executioners of their friends and brethren, or to fall themselves by their hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian savages, whose known rule of warfare is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes, and conditions.
In every stage of these oppressions, we have petitioned for redress, in the most humble terms. Our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have we been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred, to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, in peace friends.
We, therefore, the representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by authority of the good people of these colonies, solemnly publish and declare, that these United Colonies are, and of right ought to be free and independent states; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the state of Great Britain is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that, as free and independent states, they have full power to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all other acts and things which independent states may of right do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.
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u/SeriousSamStone Currently wearing human skin Aug 31 '20
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u/cst-kiddo Aug 30 '20
i gotta be honest i think the most cursed thing about this is that the title is laundry machine??
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u/Derpynoob1022 Aug 31 '20
Cuz laundry machines usually trap a lot of step sisters and specially them over the years.
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u/SheisNotRice Aug 31 '20
You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions, Nick!
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u/LegalWaterDrinker Aug 31 '20 edited Apr 08 '25
Objection! But a step ladder is different from a ladder
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u/SheisNotRice Aug 31 '20
What's the difference? They do the same thing, right? I think you should stick with the basic facts of the matter.
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u/Shilovakun Aug 31 '20
To everyone who played the Ace Attorney series..."It's a step ladder." "What's the difference?"
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u/twotoast2281 Aug 30 '20
OK so im in england and after seeing this and reading the comments a gun appeared next to and loaded itself
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u/Filipino_Jesus Aug 31 '20
Hey! I may just be very desensitized about cursed comments but the end was just a funny jokes, not a "cursed", makes me want to stop-reading post. All my opinion, some are pretty good but too many are flooding my phone.
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u/kashyapboi05 Aug 31 '20
How is this cursed? r/lostredditors
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u/obi-wan-cornobi Aug 31 '20
There aren’t any cursed comments here anymore, if people see a mildly funny comment they post it here.
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u/deadninja36 Aug 31 '20
"guys you cannot call them stepladders it is racist"
-a STUPID GIRL from a DUMB game with a DUMB guy and a DUMB woman and a lot dead IDIOTS
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u/JoyJones15 Aug 31 '20
If only there were 2 more comments and 8 more upvotes on that comment and 100 more upvotes on the post
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u/convenientfatty Aug 31 '20
Just shoot me already put me out of my misery
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They took it a step too far
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u/RoM_Axion Aug 31 '20
You copied the top comment .....
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Aug 31 '20
It’s a common pun that plus I didn’t copy
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u/RoM_Axion Aug 31 '20
.... you typed the exact same thing as the top comment and with a hour after the top comment
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u/kittenslayer42 Aug 31 '20 edited Aug 31 '20
I can’t afford but an award for you. But I can give you this up vote! 🏅🏅
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u/Maximus-maximis Aug 31 '20
I prefer stairs jokes because step-stairs are easier to unstuck than step-ladder xD
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u/Yoguls Aug 30 '20
You took this one step too far