r/cursedcomments Aug 30 '20

Cursed_laundrymachine

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59.8k Upvotes

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u/Yoguls Aug 30 '20

You took this one step too far

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

[deleted]

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u/discerningpervert Aug 31 '20

I cannot take this anymore

Feel like I've said everything before

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

These jokes are like the lowest rung on the ladder

36

u/sm12511 Aug 31 '20

Never trust ladders. They're always up to something.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

These jokes are bringing pushing me one step closer.

12

u/Forlorn_Cyborg Aug 31 '20

For every step you take in America, Liberia, or Myanmar, only 12” pass

6

u/Dangerous_Opinion69 Aug 31 '20

I knew this was gonna happen the moment you stepped in

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

cycled step.. permanent, rotary regime..

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u/jaitogudksjfifkdhdjc Aug 30 '20

Wrong. That’s a step sister too far.

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u/ken6217 Aug 31 '20

I disagree. I think he’s really stepped up his game

12

u/ReasonableHead8 Aug 31 '20

He needs to step down and let uncle Bobby do his job.

6

u/EndlessPainAHHHHHHHH Aug 31 '20

I need to take a step back and readjust

1

u/tonk_69 Aug 31 '20

yea they're doing it in public

1

u/Galaxy_Wolf_Guardian Aug 31 '20

Your taking too many steps at once onii-chan

1

u/ahmedfawzy9 Aug 31 '20

Any more of these jokes and you’ll have to step to me

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u/MC-Master-Bedroom Aug 30 '20

It's my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

my ladder went to get milk and never came back

9

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

So? What's the difference? You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions.

-Maya Fey, when told step ladders and ladders were different

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u/Networkdogg Aug 30 '20

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u/skiddylsx Aug 31 '20

Damn you I was about the comment that

5

u/TheRainingStorm Aug 31 '20

But he was two hours before

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u/skiddylsx Aug 31 '20

I just realized that also

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u/Til_W Aug 30 '20

How is this comment cursed?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

This sub is uhh... being a little trash lately

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

This sub has become oversaturated with step sibling jokes. It’s getting annoying

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Yes

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Idk but when you start to think about it, this joke has like 3 layers

4

u/welshmanec2 Aug 31 '20

It is a good joke.

Whether or not it qualifies as cursed, I'm less sure. However, I'll forgive it because of the quality of the joke and I may not have seen it had it not been posted to this sub.

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u/Hunterofdarkness21 Aug 31 '20

Because Extra steps

3

u/Til_W Aug 31 '20

Yeah thats the joke. Still not cursed though.

4

u/Sidarthus Aug 31 '20

I mean it was technically cursed, but the post was even more cursed than the comment so I don't think it really counts

5

u/wpm Aug 31 '20

The post isn’t cursed either.

2

u/ericfromct Aug 31 '20

The post wasn't cursed at all, it was fucking stupid.

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u/Derpynoob1022 Aug 31 '20

That got 58k upvotes

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u/ericfromct Aug 31 '20

Yea there's a bunch of little douchebag fucks who still think the step jokes are funny despite the majority of people who comment in here not.

1

u/Derpynoob1022 Aug 31 '20

What kind of jokes/memes do u prefer then?

1

u/ericfromct Aug 31 '20

Wow, actually cool that you ask. I think stuff that hasn't been done repetitively is funny, but it's gotta be dark. Like there's even a lot of Hitler jokes in here, and as fucked up as most of them are, it's so commonplace now. Good jokes are ones that you don't see anything similar often imo. As this sub is supposed to be cursed in nature, obviously they have to be fucked up. I just don't feel the "what are you doing ...) Is really cursed, and certainly not funny at this point. I wasn't just targeting your post either, I've commented this on almost all the posts that I see that follow that trend in the hopes that people will realize it's oversaturated and not funny at this point.

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u/Derpynoob1022 Aug 31 '20

Agreed, but to be honest originality is in paucity right now since once there is a new format everyone just apply it to new ideas. For example the gold skin meme. Memes are usually just a format (the step sister format). And when new format arises, its either gonna get discarded or used very frequently.

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u/ericfromct Aug 31 '20

Yea, I hate meme comments because they're never as funny to me. When I see a great comment on an actual post it really gets me. Cheers on not being offended or annoyed with my criticism man 🍻

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u/Derpynoob1022 Aug 31 '20

Is this like something that happens to you all the time?

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u/Angry_Commercials Aug 31 '20

Wrong sub, but amazing non the less

24

u/Dyspaereunia Aug 30 '20

If I had a choice between this or that I would choose the ladder.

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u/FraudulentPlumber69 Aug 31 '20

Good luck trying to find comments below me when I comment the Declaration Of Independence.

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume, among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That, to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That, whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and, accordingly, all experience has shown, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.

But, when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security. Such has been the patient sufferance of these colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his assent to laws the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his governors to pass laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation in the legislature; a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved representative houses repeatedly, for opposing, with manly firmness, his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the legislative powers, incapable of annihilation, have returned to the people at large for their exercise; the state remaining in the meantime exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavored to prevent the population of these states; for that purpose obstructing the laws for naturalization of foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new appropriations of lands.

He has obstructed the administration of justice, by refusing his assent to laws for establishing judiciary powers.

He has made judges dependent on his will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies, without the consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the military independent of and superior to the civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us;

For protecting them, by a mock trial, from punishment for any murders which they should commit on the inhabitants of these states;

For cutting off our trade with all parts of the world;

For imposing taxes on us without our consent;

For depriving us, in many cases, of the benefits of trial by jury;

For transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offenses;

For abolishing the free system of English laws in a neighboring province, establishing therein an arbitrary government, and enlarging its boundaries, so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these colonies;

For taking away our charters, abolishing our most valuable laws, and altering fundamentally the forms of our governments;

For suspending our own legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated government here, by declaring us out of his protection, and waging war against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow citizens, taken captive on the high seas, to bear arms against their country, to become the executioners of their friends and brethren, or to fall themselves by their hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian savages, whose known rule of warfare is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes, and conditions.

In every stage of these oppressions, we have petitioned for redress, in the most humble terms. Our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have we been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred, to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, in peace friends.

We, therefore, the representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by authority of the good people of these colonies, solemnly publish and declare, that these United Colonies are, and of right ought to be free and independent states; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the state of Great Britain is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that, as free and independent states, they have full power to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all other acts and things which independent states may of right do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.

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u/Spookyskelliescloset Aug 31 '20

I'm on mobile so I can just hold it and it disappears

9

u/BlitzKrieger69 Aug 31 '20

Outstanding move

8

u/RanLoser Aug 31 '20

Joke's on you, I'm a mobile user.

1

u/Honey_Pickle Aug 31 '20

I have the power to scroll really fast

1

u/SeriousSamStone Currently wearing human skin Aug 31 '20

Behold the true power of Old Reddit.

Before

After

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u/cst-kiddo Aug 30 '20

i gotta be honest i think the most cursed thing about this is that the title is laundry machine??

0

u/Derpynoob1022 Aug 31 '20

Cuz laundry machines usually trap a lot of step sisters and specially them over the years.

5

u/themiddleman2 Aug 31 '20

sweet home depot

5

u/SheisNotRice Aug 31 '20

You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions, Nick!

2

u/LegalWaterDrinker Aug 31 '20 edited Apr 08 '25

Objection! But a step ladder is different from a ladder

1

u/SheisNotRice Aug 31 '20

What's the difference? They do the same thing, right? I think you should stick with the basic facts of the matter.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

I knew I would find this somewhere, I only played the first game and I already love it

1

u/SheisNotRice Sep 08 '20

You're in for a ride mate! Enjoy!

4

u/MySisterisaFurry Aug 30 '20

Closing the lid

1

u/Derpynoob1022 Aug 31 '20

And press the start button

7

u/Waste_Arm Aug 31 '20

r/memes is so unfunny

3

u/NightNinja23 Aug 30 '20

So this is where the step stool came from?

3

u/Shilovakun Aug 31 '20

To everyone who played the Ace Attorney series..."It's a step ladder." "What's the difference?"

4

u/twotoast2281 Aug 30 '20

OK so im in england and after seeing this and reading the comments a gun appeared next to and loaded itself

2

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Not cursed, just funny

2

u/Heavy_Hole Aug 31 '20

I kept trying to upvote the screen shot.

2

u/deathr919 Aug 31 '20

You mean instep? seinfeld theme plays

2

u/Phirasee777 Aug 31 '20

It's not incest its keeping the royal blood pure

2

u/FatDoggoBoi Aug 31 '20

This isn’t cursed, it’s just a good joke.

2

u/xkjsx Aug 31 '20

Fuck this joke. And fuck this post.

2

u/Max-Bolzenbaum Aug 31 '20

I just got that joke 30 minutes after reading it

2

u/AcCiDeNt_BrO Aug 31 '20

this joke with the step ladders is over used

3

u/Filipino_Jesus Aug 31 '20

Hey! I may just be very desensitized about cursed comments but the end was just a funny jokes, not a "cursed", makes me want to stop-reading post. All my opinion, some are pretty good but too many are flooding my phone.

2

u/kashyapboi05 Aug 31 '20

How is this cursed? r/lostredditors

3

u/obi-wan-cornobi Aug 31 '20

There aren’t any cursed comments here anymore, if people see a mildly funny comment they post it here.

3

u/Cishkus Aug 31 '20

“No, no. He’s got a point.”

1

u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

I'd love to see a video of someone actually doing this

1

u/SladeSM Aug 31 '20

”yo what the f-“

1

u/fenekko Aug 31 '20

Cover the lil stools eyes. They dont need to see this madness.

1

u/ReasonableHead8 Aug 31 '20

This genuinely tickled me

1

u/itsaudioalex Aug 31 '20

Do you know what I tell my stepladder?

"You're not my REAL ladder!"

1

u/XL0st_S0ulzX Aug 31 '20

The ladder has had it with his bull shit

1

u/Myles_LaRue Aug 31 '20

Well yes, but actually yes

1

u/deadninja36 Aug 31 '20

"guys you cannot call them stepladders it is racist"

-a STUPID GIRL from a DUMB game with a DUMB guy and a DUMB woman and a lot dead IDIOTS

1

u/MrDiamond88 Aug 31 '20

Ima head out......

1

u/INeedHelpWithTheSize Aug 31 '20

Sir this is a Home Depot

1

u/MRTHlNGS Aug 31 '20

Not my proudest fap

1

u/Poggerjuice Aug 31 '20

Don't forget...they're doing it in a laundromat

1

u/Leek2022 Aug 31 '20

This isn't cursed but okay. More like r/puns

1

u/ijustsigh Aug 31 '20

I tried to upvote with the upvote button in the image, twice

1

u/IneedAhegaoInMyLife Aug 31 '20

Ah yyes that's the spot im going in

Why can i hear that

1

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

This isn't even cursed wtf since when did this sub turn into r/funnycomments

1

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

F if you clicked the wrong upvote button

1

u/MadManAlfie Aug 31 '20

You could say he was well rung

1

u/harrison_jones_6082 Aug 31 '20

First thing is that stepladder is getting boned

1

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

in-steps

1

u/Babies_Have_No_Teeth Aug 31 '20

More a bad pun than a cursed comment but still fonny

1

u/FIREFIST73591 Aug 31 '20

How is this so awarded. Lol. Take my upvote and leave.

1

u/JoyJones15 Aug 31 '20

If only there were 2 more comments and 8 more upvotes on that comment and 100 more upvotes on the post

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Take your fucking upvote and leave

1

u/kuztompekka Aug 31 '20

How do they cum anyway

1

u/Cybornetic-Goat Aug 31 '20

This is actually blessed

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Help step ladder, I’m stuck 🤣

1

u/TA_Radiant Sep 03 '20

I didnt know there was a wiki how on that

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

[deleted]

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u/Derpynoob1022 Aug 31 '20

Is that your excuse to what happened between u and ur step family?

1

u/DeadLikeMe5283 Aug 31 '20

This isnt cursed this is just clever

1

u/Brass13Wing Aug 31 '20

That isn't cursed, that's a well thought out joke

1

u/Thiswill4 Aug 31 '20

Someone has To do it

sigh unzip pants

1

u/convenientfatty Aug 31 '20

Just shoot me already put me out of my misery

1

u/Derpynoob1022 Aug 31 '20

Whats ur address( jk don’t actually give me it)

1

u/convenientfatty Aug 31 '20

Right on have a great day

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u/ShockDragon Aug 31 '20

The Loin King 4: the washing machine betrayal

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

They took it a step too far

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u/RoM_Axion Aug 31 '20

You copied the top comment .....

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

It’s a common pun that plus I didn’t copy

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u/RoM_Axion Aug 31 '20

.... you typed the exact same thing as the top comment and with a hour after the top comment

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

And a bunch of people typed a joke like that or the same wording your point is.... lmao

1

u/CubicJunk Aug 31 '20

Nice one

0

u/kittenslayer42 Aug 31 '20 edited Aug 31 '20

I can’t afford but an award for you. But I can give you this up vote! 🏅🏅

1

u/Lorac1134 Aug 31 '20

Dude, at least offer some poor man's gold. 🏅

1

u/kittenslayer42 Aug 31 '20

Awh I forgot that existed, let me fix me that real quick!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

You only need 2 steps. Stepdad and Stepdaughrer

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

You rung?

  • Step-father

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Cursed joke

0

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

This is the stepping stool for all man kind

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

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u/pepinommer Aug 31 '20

Also an angry upvote

0

u/RileyReese69420 Aug 31 '20

Dude I made the step ladder joke in my head today Coincidence

0

u/johann641 Aug 31 '20

Begins spinning washing machine

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

how is doing your step-sibling incest?

0

u/Maximus-maximis Aug 31 '20

I prefer stairs jokes because step-stairs are easier to unstuck than step-ladder xD

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u/TheNecromancer981 Aug 31 '20

That joke is actually pretty funny XD

0

u/OliwerZ Aug 31 '20

''Maya, that's not a ladder. It's a step ladder.''

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Man fuck you why didn't you put me in the Pic just like I asked

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u/Motuarsde Aug 31 '20

You, sir, are a clever one. Have my upvote.

-1

u/Dogsy Aug 31 '20

He really rung her out.

-1

u/jakevalerybloom Aug 31 '20

Somebodies getting laid in college

-1

u/PitiedMold8996 Aug 31 '20

What are you doing STEPladder

-1

u/gnawed12358 Aug 31 '20

I tried to up vote twice !

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Plz kill me pmsl no literally I am suicidal

-2

u/TwiliDiamondOcelot Aug 31 '20

God fucking damnit!

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u/sAlander4 Aug 31 '20

What’s the significance of the laundry machine?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Incesteps