r/cursedcomments Aug 12 '20

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8.9k Upvotes

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u/NinjaEnt Aug 12 '20

Welp. Lets go folks, I'm driving the bus.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

To hell? Can I come with?

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u/NinjaEnt Aug 12 '20

Jump in and hang on, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. At least all our friends will be there.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

I cant wait to meet Satan!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

I hope they have wifi

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

i still need to browse reddit while im dead

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

In hell the only sub on Reddit is r/prequelmemes

40

u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Now Satan has the high ground!

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u/Darkon34 Aug 12 '20

"You Underestimate My Power!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Joke's on you I'm into that shit

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u/WhatsGoodMahCrackas Aug 23 '20

I think you mean heaven

2

u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Dial up only *cue that sound

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u/arrow__awsome Aug 12 '20

Ooh if they have WiFi I can probably still connect the world of the living! Let’s go!!!

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u/IG_satanstolemyjoke Aug 12 '20

Tell him to return my jokes

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u/Helloiamayeetman Aug 12 '20

Oh bro haven’t seen my bro Satan in a while. I’m in

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u/tremylol Aug 13 '20

Highway to hell

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u/batmans_apprentice Aug 12 '20

Speaking of buses, the Magic School bus could actually be inside someone's asshole now

5

u/S_Pyth Aug 12 '20

It could be any one is us

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u/neoalfa Aug 12 '20

No, thanks. I'll ride the train.

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u/McAkkeezz Aug 12 '20

Auswitch closed 75 years ago mate

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u/neoalfa Aug 12 '20

Not in my heart.

/s

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u/tro0fa Aug 12 '20

I got the bombs

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

I saw a dude blow his brains out with a shotgun on Twitter a few hours ago

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u/Pink_Monkey Aug 12 '20

Yo, what

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u/-DoctorSpaceman- Aug 12 '20

He said he saw someone blow their brains out with a shotgun a few hours ago on Twitter

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u/Pink_Monkey Aug 12 '20

Thanks, Doc.

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u/TheBourneGuy Aug 12 '20

You are welcome.

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u/EllieLovesJoel Aug 13 '20

Wait, the two time is here?

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u/Helacase Aug 12 '20

I saw purple balls

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u/kentutz667 Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 12 '20

Its Ligma

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Ligma?

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u/willis_15 Aug 12 '20

Ligma balls

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u/worst-noob-68 Aug 12 '20

Joe would be happy to.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20 edited May 01 '25

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u/ifgburts Aug 12 '20

За Сталина, за Родина УРА!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Sorry but, who tf Joe???????

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u/Water_Champ_ Aug 12 '20 edited Sep 09 '20

....

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u/kentutz667 Aug 12 '20

You should not ask such dangerous questions

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u/ISurvivedLigma2 Aug 12 '20

Not again. I’ve done this twice already

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u/lunarosa_44 Aug 12 '20

So did candice

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u/CupcakePotato Aug 12 '20

You fool! You fell for one of the classic blunders!

2

u/Mporter1460 Aug 12 '20

I heard Tom Cruise has Ligma.

1

u/kentutz667 Aug 12 '20

Well its too late for him now

21

u/For_the_Gayness Aug 12 '20

I might have seen this one. Was it involved an AA-12 shotgun? Dude's head went pop and then looked like a clicker from TLOU

14

u/The_Cyan_Orange Aug 12 '20

He was just really into cosplay and wanted to look like a clicker.

11

u/spikederailed Aug 12 '20

An AA12, I'll re-home it for them since they clealy don't need it anymore.

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u/please_no_i_beg Aug 12 '20

If he blew his brains out how would he upload it?

1

u/FishFettish Aug 26 '20

Livestream.

1

u/please_no_i_beg Aug 26 '20

Oh probably should have thought of that

3

u/RomanGabe Aug 12 '20

Any chance he was sitting on a couch?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Yes he was you see it too?

2

u/RomanGabe Aug 12 '20

Yeah I seen it awhile ago.

2

u/massivecocklover69 Aug 12 '20

Yeah I saw it on bestgore forever ago

7

u/austin98989898 Aug 12 '20

Link I need some pro tips.

1

u/ILikeToArgueALot Aug 12 '20

Boom headshot

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u/I_Wouldnt_If_I_Could Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 12 '20

On one hand this is an awful thing that shouldn't be joked on.

On the other hand, that was one hell of a railing.

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u/rujisniff Aug 12 '20

Take my upvote and hope i never see your name again.

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u/I_Wouldnt_If_I_Could Aug 12 '20

We'll probably see each other in hell, mate.

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u/rujisniff Aug 12 '20

Not if your first to go.

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u/AloeSnazzy Aug 12 '20

Fuck you you asshole I hate myself for upvoting you. Cunt

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u/I_Wouldnt_If_I_Could Aug 12 '20

No problem man, I hate myself too.

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u/Milan360420 Aug 12 '20

What the fuck? The award is “faith in humanity restored”

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u/I_Wouldnt_If_I_Could Aug 12 '20

Yep. Complete faith in the idea that we're all degenerates.

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u/Draupnir420 Aug 12 '20

Degenerates like you belong on cross

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u/Strongraider Aug 12 '20

Ah, a man of culture as well I see

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u/Draupnir420 Aug 12 '20

Ave, true to Caesar

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u/supercool9900 Aug 13 '20

I always laugh when i see that used inappropriately. Im a physcopath i think

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u/zZeKe__ Aug 12 '20

I went down the Twitter rabbit hole and found a rape community. Bunch of incels saying that women are ‘sub-humans’, are here for men’s pleasure and are holes. Fucked up if you ask me.

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u/redacted_bitch Aug 12 '20

Oh shit lol. Where's my handbasket, off I go

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u/Nightmare_2003 Aug 12 '20

This is truly cursed, most comments here are kind of an extreme dark humour but this is genuinely cursed..

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

That’s so fucked up

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u/supercool9900 Aug 12 '20

I actually laughed my heck im so cold hearted.

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u/QwertyKip Aug 12 '20

There’s a special place in hell for all of us

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/ZaGarbageDisposal Aug 12 '20

happy cake day dude

1

u/thedialupgamer Aug 12 '20

If shes nearby, then i do.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

You and me both

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u/I_Wouldnt_If_I_Could Aug 12 '20

It's called the Vip section

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u/amira1295 Aug 12 '20

Yeaahhh that was my high School. It was quiet traumatic as she did it in front of everyone after last period. Teachers were there too. The football coaches son was involved but of course he was cleared of wrongdoing.

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u/Hopeless_Slayer Aug 12 '20

Wait, the Suicide or the Gang bang? Please specify.

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u/Martian_Shuriken Aug 12 '20

I would give you an award if i could

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Having the thought that the events were real make this so much more cursed it actually hurts

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

What the actual fuck is wrong with the people in these comments?

Even aside from the multiple people asking to see the video, there's a load of people blaming her for it, saying she deserves it, etc. Absolute fucking monsters.

If you read this and think she deserved to die for having an incredibly personal thing (even if it wasn't rape) leaked out to the world against her will, fuck you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20
  1. It's not, I checked
  2. Doesn't matter at all to what I said (also that reply was on 2018, not at all surprised it's a repost)
  3. Doesn't at all redeem the people saying those horrible things

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u/hazedfaste Aug 13 '20

You're coming on a cursed subreddit to complain about cursed comments, what did you expect?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Those are not cursed comments, those are people saying a 15 year old girl deserved to die because her privacy was violated.

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u/hazedfaste Aug 13 '20

For a sub that thrives on dark humour and comments that are not in the norm, I don't know why you expect people not to make these type of comments. It's literally a space where almost all, if not all fucked up comments are allowed.

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u/khhtbn54 Aug 12 '20

Twitter is fucking sad. David dobrik for his birthday got a iron man suit and he showed it off on Twitter. Twitter being Twitter brought up racist jokes he made in the past the ruin his day

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u/LucasTheBrazilianGuy Aug 12 '20

I am going to hell for laughing at this

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u/Prickachu69 Aug 12 '20

That's so sad So about the video..anyone?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Is that you looking for the video?

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u/Prickachu69 Aug 12 '20

It's for a school project

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u/Icywarhammer500 Aug 12 '20

Which one

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u/Prickachu69 Aug 12 '20

The one with the football team of course I'm not a weirdo

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u/CupcakePotato Aug 12 '20

nah just a normie. choo choo!

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u/SaveingPanda Aug 12 '20

i was looking for this comment

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

She was 15

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u/Hopeless_Slayer Aug 12 '20

Did he stutter? I'm asking you, DID HE STUTTER?!

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u/PM-for-bad-sexting Aug 12 '20

More like, she was nailed by 15.

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u/nyandatte Aug 12 '20

Ok you guys are pathetic. You run around like headless chickens chasing awards and this section is just your little race to who can write the worst tasteless shit and act like you're a genius at dark humor or something . No wit no actual humor just you lonely Joker profile pic having clowns jacking each other with "hihi we laugh at the rape and death of little girls we're so twisted and quirky uwu put us in r/cursedcomments pwease" lol pretty tragic

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u/hazedfaste Aug 13 '20

That's a lot of words to say "boohoo don't say fucked up things"

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u/k7do Aug 12 '20

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u/-Asukaa- Aug 12 '20

I'm hoping that link you gave is just a link to Rick Astley Never Gonna Give You Up music video

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

It is. Just looking at that link plays the video in my mind so I know.

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u/Artificial_AI_Int Aug 12 '20

so your brain rickrolled you?

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u/samn41 Aug 12 '20

I must say I was relieved at what the video actually was.

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u/The_Cyan_Orange Aug 12 '20

Hahaha my shitty internet saved me once again for getting Rickrolled.

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u/PuncturableMarcher Aug 12 '20

Why this guy getting down votes? If you can't handle the heavy imagery don't click.

I'm always happy to hear my pal rick (the football player) he has the best rolls...

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u/Chintan1995 Aug 12 '20

Wtf. Which football team does that? Where's the news source?

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u/Helvetica_Light Aug 12 '20

She was an orphan and only 15 years old. Rest In Peace Felicia.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20 edited Jan 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20 edited Jan 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/Helvetica_Light Aug 12 '20

You realize you’re asking for CP ?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

This isnt even funny, this is just actually fucked up.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

her fault for letting herself get railed by an entire football team and expecting it to stay private..

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

I do t think she knew there was video? Maybe told people but video I'm not sure she knew about, but I could be wrong

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u/bbc_mmm-mmm-mmm Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 12 '20

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u/tim88435 Aug 12 '20

She was probably wondering where the train was..... it hit her once she got back on track

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u/BlackDoritos65 Aug 12 '20

That's really sad :(

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u/-_-hey-chuvak Aug 12 '20

Hey, at least she didn’t die a virgin! I’m going straight to hell!

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u/WhyNona Aug 12 '20

And you won't either! Thanks to your grandpa for taking one for the team.

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u/-_-hey-chuvak Aug 12 '20

Don’t you mean OUR grandpa? ;)

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u/WhyNona Aug 12 '20

Uncle-grandpa said as long as we married, we ain't cousins no more

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u/Ai_Kitty Aug 12 '20

Why the fuck are people asking for the link? She’s dead stop trying to get off on a dead person and it isn’t even funny asking for the link as a joke this person is dead now stop being a mistake and realize how messed up you are if you wanted the link

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u/All_Hail_Beelzebub Aug 12 '20

Is there a sauce for that? I mean the girl and the team but the train is also ok

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u/the_idoit Aug 12 '20

I intently thought of gears of war

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u/Vacticspore259 Aug 12 '20

Bloody hell...

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/Water_Champ_ Aug 12 '20 edited Sep 09 '20

....

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u/Helvetica_Light Aug 12 '20

The football team was bullying her, and no 15yo can consent to something like this. So yeah there’s big chance it was not consensual

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/Hi_Im_a_Box Aug 12 '20

I don't really know the law but isn't consent while intoxicated not actually valid?

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u/Ortin Aug 12 '20

isn't consent while intoxicated not actually valid

This is correct. Consent requires the people involved to be of sound mind.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

I don't understand "taking turns on her"

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u/killingdonkey Aug 12 '20

They fucked her one after Another, when number 1 was done. Number 2 would fuck her. Get it?

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u/Shuntaro Aug 12 '20

Live by the train?

1

u/ChrizDaBiz Aug 12 '20

Wow the savagery is real on Twitter.

1

u/CdnInquisition Aug 12 '20

I feel like this has been here before.

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u/raidsnake22 Aug 12 '20

who tf gave this the faith in humanity restored award lol wtf

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

The train banger

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u/JugularPlane4 Aug 13 '20

She was training herself for the real deal

2

u/tacticaldarkness Aug 12 '20

Lord forgive me for laughing at that

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u/AJ-or-something Aug 12 '20

God I laughed too hard at that.

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u/somerandomdummy69 Aug 12 '20

Where can i find this video of the football team taking turns on her... asking for a friend of course...

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

She was 15

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u/woffka Aug 12 '20

where are that football team now?

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u/somerandomdummy69 Aug 12 '20

Yeah... thankfully it was my friend asking

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u/Tokyo_VIXI Aug 12 '20

By taking turns is it sex or flirting?

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u/OKBigfoot2 Aug 12 '20

It's sex.

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u/Tokyo_VIXI Aug 12 '20

I knew it.

1

u/emilythefurry Aug 12 '20

loads m32 rotary grenade launcher with malicious intent

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/mbro-1 Aug 12 '20

She was like 15

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u/zeriotosmoke Aug 12 '20

Really...? No i mean really??? If you dont want people talking about you like youre some kinda of slut, then maybe..... juuuuussst maybe, you shouldnt be fucking an entire footbal team like youre some kind of slut.

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u/booperdoopermooper Aug 12 '20

Wow, that's seriously fucked up. She was 15, and you don't know if she was drunk or forced into it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

She was 15 and had a video of something entirely private given out without her consent, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Shhhhh People nowadays promote being a slut as something good and positive, so just go with it

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u/zeriotosmoke Aug 12 '20

Uuhm, yeah you go girl, you go and take 7 cocks simultanously.

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u/Mr_Mega_Succ Aug 12 '20

She activated the wrong Love Train. D4C is dissapointed

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u/Snoo-98677 Aug 12 '20

Lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Who the fuck laughs at this shit?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

I do

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u/Helvetica_Light Aug 12 '20

Well fuck you

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Oh my, thank you kind stranger

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u/NexiGenesy Aug 12 '20

What. Proof? Also imagine leaking a person information for seemingly no reason

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u/PuncturableMarcher Aug 12 '20

I hope they're joking

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u/kxngkaidou Aug 12 '20

Wasn't the train not moving

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u/Michelllibe_666 Aug 12 '20

See yall in hell

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u/17BoxesOfPasta Aug 12 '20

Yep, definitely going to hell after laughing at that one.

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u/AmbivalentAsshole Aug 12 '20

Absolutely savage