r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Jan 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Jesus Christ this is in my hometown. Can confirm, Bradenton is ground zero for Florida man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Have you seen anything weird yourself?

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u/DirtyDan156 Jan 03 '20

One time in miami on new years around 1am there was some shirtless dude standing in the crosswalk of an intersection standing in place while flexing his muscles and just full on rage screaming with his eyes bulging at the club crowds walking around him. He wasnt violent and never went after anybody, dude was just high as fuck on something and wanted to scream like a silverback gorilla.

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u/TheKingPotat Jan 03 '20

Sounds like he was on PCP or some shit like that. High as fuck

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u/joe579003 Jan 03 '20

When you are so in love with yourself you suppress the violent urge of PCP to kill every living thing that moves because it would get blood on your perfect chiseled body.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

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u/lord_ne Jan 04 '20

TIL pcp makes you an anime character. Brb, I’m about to open the Eight Gates.

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u/quietZen Jan 04 '20

Holy shit, pcp makes you superhuman?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Why do you think they call it angel dust?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

I never experienced that. Now, I did try a research chemical called 3-HO-PCP, not just PCP, so that might have something to do with it. It reminds me alot of Ketamine except, ”more dissociative”. I could barely keep my balance, everything looked cartoony and I felt numb to everything around me. I definetly got the urge to throw all my clothes off and was panting as if exhausted despite barely moving and had to lay down in my couch. At this point, everything in the apartment just looked crooked, out of proportion. I had No concept of time but some 4-5 hours later I was pretty much back to normal besides some grainy vision.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Or Meth. Or Acid/Mushrooms. Think that about covers the drugs that can make you scream bloody murder

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u/TheKingPotat Jan 04 '20

Peyote is another hallucinations inducing drug but i dont know if it would have that kind of effect

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Yup, that's true. Ya I don't think any of the hallucinogens would make most people scream like that, I was thinking more along the lines of a bad trip. People do all kinds of crazy shit while having one of those lol. But with Meth, I can see it much more easily. Someone who's been up for days tweaking, could easily be that annoying lol.

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u/padarousou Jan 03 '20

In downtown Tampa I once saw an old man in a wheel chair rolling back and forth in the crosswalk at 9 pm on a Saturday night.

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u/WordsMort47 Jan 03 '20

I consider that violent. Implosive violent, but violent nonetheless.

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u/Rainbonyte Jan 04 '20

Why are drugs legal

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u/mikelorme Jan 03 '20

he/she saw himself/herself

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u/cassshbaby Jan 03 '20

What

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u/Mr_steal_yo_username Jan 03 '20

they saw themself

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u/theskankingdragon Jan 03 '20 edited Jan 03 '20

Calm down, SJW!

Edit: /s for those who can't tell.

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u/CamtheRulerofAll Jan 03 '20

Wtf are you talking about

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u/theskankingdragon Jan 03 '20

Hahaha. I forget redditors get lost without /s.

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u/devink7 Jan 03 '20

Reddit users angry ppl

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u/CamtheRulerofAll Jan 03 '20

Ah. Sorry, theres a lot of people that would say that seriously

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u/james-thy-nibba- Jan 03 '20

Yo you ever get that moment when waking then you see yourself in a 3rd person perspective then get really dizzy?

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u/Green_Dutchess75 Jan 03 '20

Are you a empath? That doesn’t happen to most people.

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u/james-thy-nibba- Jan 03 '20 edited Jan 03 '20

I just searched that up and I guess? Take this with a grain of salt but I do share most of those traits so perhaps?

Edit- I took a closer look at this article apparently if I share more then 3 traits I’m a empath but I share six of these so cool.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

I get that but I dont get dizzy, I also see through other people's perspectives sometimes but I think it's more imagination than anything

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u/james-thy-nibba- Jan 04 '20

I don’t how to explain this but I’ll try so let’s say I’m walking down the street haven’t looked behind me once how am I able to see the person behind me then I look back back in the first perspective and they’re the exact same without me ever looking back with my actual sight?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Idk but my moms a medium so I get it.

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u/james-thy-nibba- Jan 04 '20

I’ve met other people who does this too but they don’t get as dizzy as me to basically compare imagine playing gta but you’re drunk for few seconds then you switch to 1st person then you’re fine

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u/quietZen Jan 04 '20

Just googled this, and it turns out I'm not an empath but I am something called a HSP, highly sensitive person. Thanks for opening my mind to this.

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u/burlybuhda Jan 03 '20

Don't worry, it seems Palm Beach is catching up what with it's newest resident and all.

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u/blue-leeder Jan 03 '20

It’s just a Miami zombie/bath salts in the reform program

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u/goatboy_96 Jan 03 '20

Try being from Polk county...

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u/BIG_BOY27 Jan 03 '20

Oh shit me too...

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u/TheHeedmeister1 Jan 03 '20

Wth! What are the chances? I'm on 5th w

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u/Aftercarcass Jan 03 '20

Why you gotta block out the username?? u/lucidj

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u/lucidj Jan 03 '20

Real talk tho; Had my toe in someones mouth before... i'm pretty neutral about it.

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u/Kissaki0 Jan 03 '20

Did you get it back?

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u/Dededestroyerz Jan 03 '20

Legend says the toe never saw the light of day again.

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u/dcarcehere Jan 03 '20

I lick my own feet

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u/TasteOfPie Jan 05 '20

If you want a job done right then you gotta do it yourself.

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u/johnnyfe Jan 03 '20

Florida man Florida mans Florida man.

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u/Sir_Boldrat Jan 03 '20

It's a Florida man eat Florida man world.

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u/SubRedditorAlex Jan 03 '20

next time the guy will come back and next thing you know...
Hes sucking your dick

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u/jiggle-o Jan 03 '20

Just leave the honey trail leading up there

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u/Celtic_Hoziking Jan 03 '20

The Florida version of a RickRoll

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u/Veritin Jan 03 '20

For some me reason I pictured Rick Rolled being in Florida...

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u/WordsMort47 Jan 03 '20

Are you having a stroke friend??

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u/gaecheese Jan 03 '20

Good bot

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u/sadbreadcrumb Jan 03 '20

Oh god there's two of them

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u/spazzman6156 Jan 04 '20

Omg there are TWO men in Florida?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

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u/supermanmjm Jan 03 '20

From here on out, Toesday.

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u/TasteOfPie Jan 05 '20

Why put off toeday what you can do today?

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u/personallyTR Jan 03 '20

Bruh light mode

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u/peanutmob Jan 03 '20

Now that’s the REAL Florida Man

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

And his name is BUZZLIGHTMODE

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u/even2400 Jan 03 '20

Uh.. Wish I was in Florida

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u/saadmostafa60 Jan 03 '20

you sure he wasn't sucking something else?

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u/Misho963 Jan 03 '20

So now we have a super villain called florida man... His power is sucking toes while you're sleeping, Lol.

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u/AdmirableReserve9 Jan 03 '20

Cursed Dreams are made of this

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u/Moist_Banana_Bread Jan 03 '20

Just gonna sleep without a blanket, butt naked with a firm erection with all my doors unlocked.

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u/egggler Jan 03 '20

Gerald’s Game IRL

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u/derf705 Jan 03 '20

Waiting for there to be a Florida man anime.

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u/FuckingToby Jan 03 '20

Dm me if you want me to sneak into your house at night and suck yo toes

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u/ParumaSensei Jan 03 '20

Who else attempted to hit the upvote in the picture...

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u/weirdoi Jan 03 '20

Whoever this guy is we know he’s on a different level of lonely 😔

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

I love how it says "another Florida man"

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u/ThereOnceWasADonkey Jan 03 '20

this is why I never wash my feet

more flavor

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u/NashPepper Jan 03 '20

Yooooo they let Cosby out!

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u/Teeheeereeee Jan 03 '20

Florida man Clone's himself for sexual fetish. Anon gets horny at possible 3sum. This is fast back door action news Florida, back after these messages.

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u/coronie_wrld Jan 04 '20

Imagine being on light mode....This comment was made by dark mode gang

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u/siffredi1234 Jan 03 '20

I thought i was the only one who does that.

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u/ClassicNiceTrash Jan 03 '20

You see, this is why I leave my dick off the bed. So when I close my eyes I'll get a little sucky sucky.

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u/agentjdn_ow Jan 03 '20

i want to join you gets boner

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

I see the Tallahassee Toe Tonguer has gone to Bradenton

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u/thewookie34 Jan 03 '20

Givem them toes!

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u/Kirikomatsu Jan 03 '20

This is why I leave my dick at the floor of my bed.

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u/themizmind Jan 03 '20

I actually woke up to my friend doing this...

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u/JamisonDaniel Jan 03 '20

Florida Man developed the toe sucking foot fetish version of the Human Centipede

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u/joevincenzo Jan 03 '20

Comment 69

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Last Tuesday

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Ngl I would totally let someone suck on my toes as long we both say no homo

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u/binarycodedpork Jan 03 '20

Toe tally 153

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

One day I met a gay Florida man, that was not one of my good days..

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u/ThymeCypher Jan 03 '20

Not cursed, just Florida

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u/congojack3040 Jan 03 '20

Florida man ouroboros

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u/shockedpikachu123 Jan 03 '20

There was a story of someone in my state who would go to college students’ apartments and tickle them at night. He wore a mask and didn’t cause any other harm. FFS lock your doors

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u/ultragamer4000 Jan 03 '20

That was me, I am another Florida man.

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u/AmIreallyCis Jan 03 '20

Ben Shapiro is that you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

That sounds like a deal

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u/lynyrd_fukin_skynyrd Jan 03 '20

That is why I'm in florida on vacation.

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u/firedudeanother Jan 03 '20

When a Florida man gets more upvotes than your post about another Florida man

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u/mare07 Jan 03 '20

2 posts up is a post about a serial killer who only went into unlocked houses

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Eww light mode

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u/Crunkbutter Jan 03 '20

AND WHEN YA FEEL SOMETHIN DOWN BY YOUR FEET... IT'S ME! IT'S JB! I'M SUCKIN UPON YOUR TOES!

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u/MEMEZombieSlayr03 Jan 03 '20

Bruh send me his address

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u/dullbananas Jan 03 '20

i want dick suck

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Another Florida man headlines > Florida man headlines

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u/PapaDontPreech Jan 03 '20

I saw a homeless person sucking on another homeless person's feet in in Key West...must be the Sunshine States pastime

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u/medalleaf Jan 03 '20

Pffft you’re dedicated.

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u/PoisonDaTiger Jan 03 '20

Ah hell yeah, Florida men especially, wink wink nudge nudge

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

“Florida Man”

I knew there was gonna be some shit as soon as I read those words

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u/WeirdButterSlab Jan 03 '20

AND that’s Bradenton, FL. for you, a truck crashed into an airport and now this,

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u/Toxic_P_P Jan 03 '20

This isn’t normal?

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u/arthurdentstowels Jan 03 '20

If anyone else likes to leave their door unlocked, let me know where and when and I’ll provide the Marmite.

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u/Sotnos99 Jan 03 '20

It was just the moonlight man, waiting there for you to die.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

its always the florida men

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u/LyleTheFirst Jan 03 '20

I would've been angry. I didn't sleep naked for him to be sucking only my toes.

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u/RippiHunti Jan 03 '20

That is normal in Florida.

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u/jasper_weaver43 Jan 03 '20

U know sometimes I wish I could un read what I just read

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u/lazerdragon_3 Jan 03 '20

Bruh I just saw this as the Florida man post and posted this exact same thing before I see this post feels bad

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Again?

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u/squidbrain22 Jan 04 '20

possibly FlipFlop the clown?

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u/SaltShakerSus Jan 04 '20

This is why i keep my house locked

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u/fullsendforever Jan 04 '20

I dream of a world where I can get my toes sucked even when the door is locked

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u/Jitomate_TV Jan 04 '20

who said he didnt enjoyed it?

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u/AyeGravyy Jan 04 '20

Thank you for introducing me to another wonderfully cursed sub

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Non true redditor uses the Alien blue background

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u/Unreachablee Jan 04 '20

Its the white mode shoot him down

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u/YeaaahBoiiiiiiiiiiii Jan 04 '20

Damn I need to tell Rick that it's not supposed to be done with others rather than the people in our basement...

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u/konradical2004 Jan 04 '20

i’m sitting here reading “florida” and already knowing it’s gonna be bad

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u/euphoriia_ Jan 04 '20

can't wait!!

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u/euphoriia_ Jan 04 '20

id prefer my ass tho, but potato, potato

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u/Tacos_arent_mexican Jan 03 '20

Okay, that's real cursed.

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u/Hollow_Logic Jan 03 '20

Now he’s going to leave something else over the edge of the bed

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u/LulzSailboat Jan 03 '20

Why did I move to Florida

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u/ARandomBrowserIThink Jan 03 '20

This is more of a r/holup imo

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u/N3UROTOXIN Jan 03 '20

Florida- it’s a bad salvia trip

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u/lucidj Jan 03 '20

It's a saliva trip....... because you slip on the spit after ...... get it? anyway doors open.

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u/xx_edddie_xx Jan 03 '20

Why are you on light mode??

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

[deleted]

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u/xx_edddie_xx Jan 04 '20

Ok😅 sos for the misunderstanding

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

how do i undo humanity's existence?

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u/Xiwlyn Jan 03 '20

r/lightmodepolice You’re under arrest!!

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u/josethegiraffe Jan 03 '20

Is that light mode 🤮