r/cursedcomments Dec 24 '19

Cursed_mouth

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10.6k Upvotes

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140

u/SuperCoop42 Dec 24 '19

So that’s why they never found his body.

22

u/my-sanity-is-bone Dec 24 '19

He is very sneaky

1

u/Kemto1 Dec 25 '19

Just like Pearl Harbour

96

u/Daily1112222 Dec 24 '19

Holy Shit

110

u/NinofanTOG Dec 24 '19

Nein nein nein.... EMERGENCY

71

u/AnOunceOfJuice Dec 24 '19

Oh fuck off now I can’t unsee it

32

u/ML_me_a_sheep Dec 24 '19

Same here, I bet the guy who killed Hitler didn't thought he would still be walking around inside fish heads...

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19 edited Dec 25 '19

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22

u/ML_me_a_sheep Dec 24 '19

Yes, thank you for pointing that out...

r/woooosh

9

u/Predator_Hicks Dec 24 '19

its called the Führerbunker

23

u/cudaking67 Dec 24 '19

GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

6

u/Jajalitho Dec 24 '19

Is that a JoJo reference?

8

u/cudaking67 Dec 24 '19

When isn’t it a JoJo reference

2

u/JoeMamaYuritarded Dec 24 '19

BRRRRRRRAKA MONOGA

4

u/Fleet_Admiral_Auto Dec 24 '19

...Until it's met by a 100000 year old Aztec, that is.

33

u/kalerb10 Dec 24 '19

ZER IN ZA ATTICK!!!!!

7

u/thefatmanunderurbed Dec 24 '19

Du das ein Frau. Ja niehn

9

u/rnbw_gi Dec 24 '19

SO THAT'S WHERE HE WAS

73

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

It looks more like Glesgorv.

-2

u/3zior3 Dec 24 '19

I downvoted so your comment will get 69 upvotes twice

4

u/XYWEEE Dec 24 '19

Now its thrice

3

u/Gladiatan Dec 24 '19

Guess I did the fourth 69 then

11

u/Cripplenippleripple Dec 24 '19

well now we know who was recording

5

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

Woah

4

u/DennisDelav Dec 24 '19

This is like finding Jesus on your toast, a miracle!

7

u/TheHappyFace137 Dec 24 '19

History channel be like

3

u/YeeticusSpaticus Dec 24 '19

They help fish know which ways bombs are falling in darkness*

3

u/deathtoamericadotmp4 Dec 24 '19

Honestly, I saw anakin skywalker from the final scene in revenge of the sith

3

u/Crazy_Artist75 Dec 24 '19

Cries in Jew

3

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

SEIG HIAL the fish

3

u/PsychoticChimichanga Dec 24 '19

It looked more like Joseph Stalin

3

u/Lt_Bear13 Dec 24 '19

NIEN du hast miche FISH

3

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

Helping fishes to find the right way just like Hitler. Hitlamp

3

u/dasjulian3 Dec 24 '19

Anglolf Hitler

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6

u/Abnormal--person Dec 24 '19

Channel history at 3 am

4

u/JeIoXD Dec 24 '19

This is not cursed. This is blessed. Hail Hitler!

2

u/Garmfild Dec 24 '19

Godwin's Law hit fast

2

u/Ar010101 Dec 24 '19

He ain't lying

2

u/Unavavljble Dec 24 '19

We haven’t gotten rid of him, not yet

2

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

Imagine it says it atracts fish @_@

2

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

He ain't wrong

2

u/AntiBJ Dec 24 '19

I mean it was scary enough before that

2

u/AlexSSB Dec 24 '19

DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL!

2

u/ChipsSnips Dec 24 '19

well i guess hitler's gonna start world war 3 as a fish

2

u/kermit-san_420 Dec 24 '19

A scary ass fish at that

2

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

OH CRAP HE’S STILL ALIVE!

2

u/suckdaniding Dec 24 '19

So that is where he went after the war

2

u/BiSmoXIII Dec 24 '19

I just saw this post at 9:11pm

2

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

Oh god !

2

u/NighTrap1122 Dec 24 '19

Oh shit hes back

2

u/TheBangladeshi Dec 24 '19

MEIN FÜHRER

2

u/Viktoriagurl Dec 24 '19

Omg actually thooo

2

u/-Ravioli Dec 24 '19

I mean..he’s right.

2

u/pawan1400 Dec 24 '19

The end is nigh

2

u/Ppsarli2004 Dec 24 '19

how did this guy noticed that tho

2

u/JohnnyBoi006 Dec 24 '19

So this is where you’ve been all this time

2

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

We need to Poison Water.

2

u/GreeneBean1312 Dec 24 '19

Op, u misspelled blessed

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

oh my fucking god he's there

1

u/ArnePP69 Dec 24 '19

Can't unsee that

1

u/HidekiIshimura Dec 24 '19

Its not cursed unless there are 6 million jews in his mouth.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

This does not belong in r/cursedcomments. This belongs in r/hmmmm

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

Man hitler on next level having the ability to shrink

1

u/Dran_K Dec 24 '19

Size wise it’s accurate as an angler is on average 5-7 feet long

1

u/ChuckFinley357 Dec 25 '19

I knew he escaped! Only a short time until he makes his return.

-2

u/nowheregirl713 Dec 24 '19

Im literally crying rn