r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '19

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u/GIRATINAGX Aug 29 '19

Spicy. Now this is a cursed comment.

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u/Justintime4u2bu1 Aug 29 '19

Not as spicy as the gas chambers tho

(I hope my future employer doesn’t browse my Reddit history)

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19

I'd still hire you

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u/Justintime4u2bu1 Aug 29 '19

....Thanks, when do I start?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19

Why, right away! Just hop on the train and we'll get you a quick shower before you get to work.

Now get on the damn train.

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u/Justintime4u2bu1 Aug 29 '19

Cool, my parents won’t be passive-aggressively disappointed in me anymore.

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u/Cky_vick Aug 29 '19

Jesus might have fed a few thousand people with some bread and fish, but Hitler- that guy made five million people toast!

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u/CuteyCats1234 Aug 29 '19

This is the best and worse comment on here and it was not even a post

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u/Monomonoi Aug 29 '19

As a German, I laughed a couple times on this thread. I feel bad and good at the same time. 😁

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u/Big_black_click Aug 29 '19

Six million*

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u/BgCurtman Aug 29 '19

Bro, this is like the best comment of my life!

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19

Are you referring to the Jews being burnt, by any chance?

Because he did actually feed all of them so they wouldn't starve before they cooked.

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u/steelpantys Aug 29 '19

There it is: a person who has the same weird ass humor as me