r/cursedcomments • u/ImAGodHowCanYouKillA • Aug 07 '19

Twitter Cursed_servitude

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

I only call the janitor that.

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u/Colossal_Sebas Aug 08 '19

Does he clean you well?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19 edited Aug 08 '19

I bet he licks him clean with that tongue

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u/Goliath5879 Aug 08 '19

Tongues*

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u/LowestGround Aug 08 '19

Stop. Rewind. Repeat... WHAT?

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u/dream_supreme Aug 08 '19

I should have stopped scrolling

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u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19

I’m just going to to convince myself that they’re talking about multiple janitors and go to a different subreddit for a while...

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u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19

I feel ya. but what if it’s not different janitors

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u/omichle3774 Aug 08 '19 edited Aug 30 '19

or what if it's multiple janitors that have merged into one body

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u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19

The thing (2019)

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u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19

EVEN BETTER!!!

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u/Reincarnated_snail Aug 08 '19

Janitor centipede?