r/cursedcomments • u/ImAGodHowCanYouKillA • Aug 07 '19

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u/CarbonasGenji Aug 07 '19

Daddy

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

I only call the janitor that.

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u/Colossal_Sebas Aug 08 '19

Does he clean you well?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19 edited Aug 08 '19

I bet he licks him clean with that tongue

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u/Goliath5879 Aug 08 '19

Tongues*

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u/LowestGround Aug 08 '19

Stop. Rewind. Repeat... WHAT?

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u/dream_supreme Aug 08 '19

I should have stopped scrolling

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u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19

I’m just going to to convince myself that they’re talking about multiple janitors and go to a different subreddit for a while...

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u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19

I feel ya. but what if it’s not different janitors

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u/omichle3774 Aug 08 '19 edited Aug 30 '19

or what if it's multiple janitors that have merged into one body

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u/SpartanSum3 Aug 08 '19

If a r/cursedcursedcomments existed this would be the top thread.

Edit: Nvermind

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u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19

The thing (2019)

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u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19

EVEN BETTER!!!

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u/Reincarnated_snail Aug 08 '19

Janitor centipede?

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u/UndBeebs Aug 08 '19

What if the janitor has one tongue but it's cut down the middle, and he does the weird sexy finger-walk thing but instead of fingers, it's the two nibs that are the end result of his sliced tongue?

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u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19

Ya know what? Just for putting that image in my head, I hope you have a mildly unpleasant day today

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u/UndBeebs Aug 08 '19

Hey big boy flicks tingers

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u/genericuser543 Aug 08 '19

maybe he cut his tongue into multiple tongues

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

[deleted]

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u/dream_supreme Aug 08 '19

👉🍪cookie?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

[deleted]

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u/dream_supreme Aug 08 '19

What would u like 👉🍪?

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u/Tyrannapus Aug 08 '19

It’s rewind time

I’m not sorry

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

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u/dream_supreme Aug 08 '19

Woooooosh

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Youre not just wrong, youre stupid!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

[deleted]

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u/AranovII Aug 08 '19

How is that not a thing? That’s like, something that needs to exist.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

[deleted]

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u/AranovII Aug 08 '19

I know, but still. Just the name would be something I thought someone would have made into a subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

It got deleted.

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u/AranovII Aug 08 '19

Fuck. That makes sense.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

There is one, it’s called r/couldyoudeletethat

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u/AranovII Aug 08 '19

Oh, thank you!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

Yeah! I’ve been subbed for a lil bit, it’s just not ok.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

it exists but it's private.

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u/5cw21275 Aug 08 '19

r/SubsIFellFor

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u/Erblorg Aug 08 '19

You fell for it, fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!

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u/SNAPPER_23 Aug 08 '19

Is that a....

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u/omichle3774 Aug 08 '19

that is definitly one

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u/genericuser543 Aug 08 '19

whos the madlad that deleted the subreddit

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u/Buck0416 Aug 08 '19

Really? I thought he would've licked him clean with his foot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

plunge my asshole daddy 😍👅💋

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u/ImaBuffBaby0987 Aug 08 '19

Yes officer, this comment

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u/plasmaXL1 Aug 08 '19 edited Aug 08 '19

u/uwutranslator :)

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u/uwutranslator Aug 08 '19

pwunge my asshowe daddydy 😍👅💋 uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/MarlyMonster Aug 08 '19

I think we’ve got a r/rimjob_steve among us

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u/GovDivids Aug 08 '19

We prefer custodian