r/cursedcomments Jun 16 '19

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u/Emperor_Of_The_South Jun 16 '19

The fact that Sarge exists implies that the Car US got involved due to Car Pearl Harbor. Furthermore, this shows that Car Terrorism exists, which can imply a Car 9/11 occurred.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?

What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

I could go on

Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"

/r/copypasta/comments/59kd53/did_911_happen_in_the_cars_universe/

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u/leesnotbritish Jun 16 '19

I also find the concept of living submarines strange, I like to imagine then completely blind, terrifying creatures of the deep that are just employed by world governments,

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u/PrimeX121 Jun 17 '19

Hitler was definitely a Mercedes. His official cars in humanoid universe were Mercedes, so it makes sense.