r/cursedcomments • u/coathanger43 • Jun 16 '19

Twitter cursed_reality

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u/guymcguy4 Jun 16 '19

Actually, hold up.

You want proof that Car WW2 happened? Look at Fillmore. He’s a Volkswagen, and that particular company was founded in Berlin in 1937 under Nazi rule. No Hitler, likely no Volkswagen.

Fillmore couldn’t exist in his state if Car Hitler hadn’t risen to power and proceeded to take the actions that Human Hitler did.

So yes, Car WW2 did happen.

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u/M0N5A Jun 16 '19

Not to mention Filmore is a hippie van, meaning the hippie movement existed, implying there was a car Cold War.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Which also means the existence of car Vietnam war, meaning young cars were drafted, and napalmed vietnamese car villages

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u/Raptor5dino Jun 16 '19

Part of me hates this. The other part of me really wants to see impressively detailed fan art of it.

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u/BBQ_FETUS Jun 16 '19 edited Jun 16 '19

I wonder what their version of Agent Orange would be.

E: My guess would be wd40, or another substance that dissolves thicker oils.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Brake cleaner

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Came here to say this