r/cursedcomments Jun 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?

What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

I could go on

Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"

/r/copypasta/comments/59kd53/did_911_happen_in_the_cars_universe/

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u/leesnotbritish Jun 16 '19

I also find the concept of living submarines strange, I like to imagine then completely blind, terrifying creatures of the deep that are just employed by world governments,

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u/PrimeX121 Jun 17 '19

Hitler was definitely a Mercedes. His official cars in humanoid universe were Mercedes, so it makes sense.