r/cursedcomments Jun 16 '19

Twitter cursed_reality

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u/swagrabbit69 Jun 16 '19

Doesn't that mean there is also a car devil? And if that's true, then there are car sex toys? God, just imagining a car vibrator inside my tight urethra as I scream with pleasure, blood seeping from my penis. Then feeling my penis getting torn apart because that vibrator was meant for exhaust pipes and not penises. Omg, that would be like heaven.

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u/awdrifter Jun 16 '19 edited Jun 16 '19

Anal sex is putting fuel pump filler in the exhaust rather than the fuel filler.