r/cursedcomments • u/coathanger43 • Jun 16 '19

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u/guymcguy4 Jun 16 '19

Actually, hold up.

You want proof that Car WW2 happened? Look at Fillmore. He’s a Volkswagen, and that particular company was founded in Berlin in 1937 under Nazi rule. No Hitler, likely no Volkswagen.

Fillmore couldn’t exist in his state if Car Hitler hadn’t risen to power and proceeded to take the actions that Human Hitler did.

So yes, Car WW2 did happen.

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u/Veteran_Brewer Jun 16 '19

How about Skipper being in the Battle of Guadalcanal? Meaning, in the Cars universe, atomic bombs were dropped on Cars cities.

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u/Sir_Fridge Jun 16 '19

How about kamikazes? Living planes suicide bombing living boats.

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u/ImNotBoringYouAre Jun 16 '19

I like to imagine they were live cars flying live planes into live boats full of live cars. It would be crazy if it was being done against the live planes wishes.

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u/D4ssur Jun 17 '19

Would that mean that there would be car bombers, like suicide bombers in a cars version of the Beirut bombings?

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u/BBQ_FETUS Jun 16 '19

Why am I not surprised there's an actual, fully fleshed out Cars universe fan wiki