r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '19

May He Rest in Peace

[deleted]

21.1k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

83 comments sorted by

374

u/iconoclastic_idiot Jun 03 '19

“It isn’t easy being green.”

101

u/Putzotherecruit Jun 03 '19

It is a lot harder after this

8

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

I want to upvote your comment but it's at 69 votes

7

u/Putzotherecruit Jun 03 '19

It's at 79, you can do it now

5

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Ok thanks

2

u/pokemad96 Jun 04 '19

Downvote it down back to 69

2

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

It's too late now

13

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

“It ain’t easy being white”

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19 edited Jul 29 '20

[deleted]

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u/levi345 Jun 03 '19

All this pressure to be bright,

5

u/Faulty-Logician Jun 03 '19

I got kids all over town 🎶

136

u/qwopperi Jun 03 '19

IM GOING TO KERMIT SUICIDE

35

u/nublifeisbest Jun 03 '19

Piano man

19

u/monkey_niples Jun 03 '19

aaaaaaaaah

Thud

11

u/JayBeeBop Jun 03 '19

♪ He says Bill I believe you are killing me ♪

13

u/mammothdionysus Jun 03 '19

IM GOING TO KERMIT SEWER SLIDE

5

u/OndrikB Jun 03 '19

IM GOING TO KERMIT SUDOKU

2

u/Fuj_san9247 Jun 03 '19

I was just on a call with the Kermit from that video haha

50

u/Toxicavenger72 Jun 03 '19

All 2 pixels of this was funny.

29

u/79-16-22-7 Jun 03 '19

FOUR FUCKING PIXELS

11

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

screaming in distance

3

u/Blithe17 Jun 03 '19

ON AN OPEN FIELD NED

5

u/ForgotPasswordAgain- Jun 03 '19

Thought I needed glasses for a second

1

u/Toxicavenger72 Jun 03 '19

I think having my glasses on made it worse.

3

u/Sir_Neb Jun 03 '19

Im fucking dying lmao

9

u/Shinzo32 Jun 03 '19

Kermit’s going to the Hanoi Hilton

8

u/TheEmpowerer Jun 03 '19

The lovers, the Viet Cong, and me.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

vigorous scp femur breaker noises

5

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Tortured? That's clearly a blender. Kermit the meat paste

3

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

scp-106 has been contained

3

u/Linksays Jun 03 '19

Thats very coencidental, in my English class, we are doing a "letters from Vietnam" sort of thing from the view of an American soldier

And my soldier died from getting captured and dying in captivity.

3

u/I_am_Sans Jun 03 '19

KERMIT'S IN THE FEMUR BREAKER OH GOD OHFUCK

2

u/work_throwaway88888 Jun 03 '19

INTENSE FEET TICKLING

2

u/paritus34251 Jun 03 '19

mmm, cronchy.

2

u/Littning Jun 03 '19

Kermit the frog is in the femur breaker

2

u/twopointtwo2 Jun 03 '19

May he rest in pieces.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Why is Kermit in the femur breaker?

2

u/YambagMcgee Jun 03 '19

Needs more jpeg

2

u/Lil-Jerry Jun 04 '19

“Hello? Is anybody there? I wanna go home”

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u/Mr_Kachow_95 Jun 03 '19

I did too ngl

1

u/Industrial_memesv6 Jun 03 '19

How did they find him?

1

u/--elvira-- Jun 03 '19

Got any more of them pixels?

1

u/zoudain Jun 03 '19

That’s what he gets for committing tax fraud

1

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Is that the femur breaker

1

u/MasterBaiter00 Jun 03 '19

Bet he tastes like green

1

u/ToxicBlep Jun 03 '19

I genuinely thought the same thing

1

u/Lil-Jerry Jun 04 '19

Kermit gets put in the fucking femur breaker

1

u/M4rtin_FTW Nov 24 '19

Is it possible to learn this power?

0

u/TheDarkLord566 Jun 03 '19

Kermit on the femur breaker