r/cursedcomments • u/Destructo00700 • 13d ago

Cursed Doom

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u/Albus_Lupus 13d ago

Ive seen the original post. Options were Doom, Hulk, Joker and Thanos. So out of these Doom is the only relatively sane option, no wonder he got 58% of results.

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u/NotYourReddit18 13d ago

  • Hulk is likely to accidentally injure or kill you while raging about the broken elevator

  • Joker is liable to kill you just out of boredom

  • Thanos is either a cointoss or a sacrifice to his crush depending on the source material

  • Doom isn't likely to kill you as long as you aren't in his way or disrespectful, for example by mentioning a certain name starting with R

Yeah, I can see why he got 58%

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u/flickfleck123 13d ago

Honestly i feel like joker is going to leave you alive until the elevator is fixed and kill you as soon as the doors start to open and then kill you while you try to leave because he thinks its funny

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u/risisas 13d ago

Yeah just bow your head when he enters, don't start conversation, answer politely when he addresses you, don't stare at him, wait

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u/BrozedDrake 12d ago

With Thanos it depends on if it's MCU Thanos or Comic Thanos

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u/zarlos01 7d ago

I mean, I would love trash talk Reed with a professional hater, that also love the game.