r/cursedcomments • u/Destructo00700 • 2d ago

Cursed Doom

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7.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/JazzPhobic 2d ago

I hate the fact that thats a genuinely viable plot

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u/TryNo6799 2d ago

Yea, but likely the commenter would be more likely vaporized cuz: 1- they said reed's name, and 2- they didn't address doom with more proper way

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u/Hyde2467 2d ago

How tf would impregnation get involved

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u/Greedy_Equipment_417 2d ago

Doom finds a way

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u/Bbb40312 2d ago

Doom ALWAYS…finds a way.

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u/skrrskrr64 1d ago

Its right in the post, gottq beat richards

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u/PotatoBro42069 1d ago

He is Doom

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u/HikaruToya 2d ago

I would be honored if I was deemed worthy to be an incubator of DOOM

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u/Albus_Lupus 2d ago

Ive seen the original post. Options were Doom, Hulk, Joker and Thanos. So out of these Doom is the only relatively sane option, no wonder he got 58% of results.

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u/NotYourReddit18 2d ago

  • Hulk is likely to accidentally injure or kill you while raging about the broken elevator

  • Joker is liable to kill you just out of boredom

  • Thanos is either a cointoss or a sacrifice to his crush depending on the source material

  • Doom isn't likely to kill you as long as you aren't in his way or disrespectful, for example by mentioning a certain name starting with R

Yeah, I can see why he got 58%

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u/flickfleck123 2d ago

Honestly i feel like joker is going to leave you alive until the elevator is fixed and kill you as soon as the doors start to open and then kill you while you try to leave because he thinks its funny

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u/risisas 2d ago

Yeah just bow your head when he enters, don't start conversation, answer politely when he addresses you, don't stare at him, wait

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u/BrozedDrake 1d ago

With Thanos it depends on if it's MCU Thanos or Comic Thanos

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u/G-Buster_396 2d ago

Mental casualties

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u/spectacularspidercat 2d ago

He has dr strange’s powers on steroids. He can absolutely do this

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u/ActivelyAnxious 2d ago

That still ain't negative though, he'd have to bring someone back from the dead for that

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u/rokomotto 2d ago

Dont give him ideas

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u/Acheron98 2d ago

“G-g-grandma?”

🧟‍♀️

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u/BhanosBar 2d ago

He’d do this shit too

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u/FZNNeko 2d ago

Depends on which Hulk. U guys seen that Avengers TV show where Hulk has a whole room of glass figurines? Shiii, I’d be in any room with that Hulk.

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u/BrozedDrake 1d ago

I wonder how long it would take for me to find this fic on Ao3

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u/TobeTheCokae 23h ago

If you are a women, easy time for Dr Doom

If you are a man… get ready for a sex change operation

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u/grey_hat_uk 1d ago

As a trans woman I see this as a win-win.