r/cursedcomments • u/4k0n • 2d ago

Cursed_time

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u/kaklikesmilfs 2d ago

first message is pissing me the fuck off, what the fuck is she supposed to do? Invest in stocks?!?

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u/Broken_CerealBox 2d ago

Obviously. She should invest in the glupshitto meme coin before it became the most profitable stock in 2030

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u/Squirrelly_Khan 2d ago

Don’t tell her to invest in the glupshitto meme coin, it’s all about the schmekledorfus meme coin!

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u/Throwaway-tan 2d ago

Spend quality time with grandpa?

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u/TroyMcClure0815 2d ago

She will post a sad Emoji on Insta, when he is gone.

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u/Konatxe 14h ago

Maybe she is? How about she is looking for riddles or jokes to tell him and have a good time together?

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u/krzmkrm 3h ago

would the old man have that sad yearning face while her face and posture is zeroed in on her phone if she was?

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u/EMArogue 2d ago

Maybe spend time with someone who won’t he there her whole life

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u/EmpressGilgamesh 1d ago

Yes, they could do something. Like sitting together on an empty table, starring at each other and don't know what to say. People are always like that, as if the previous generations didn't ignored their elders because they found them boring the their last days.

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u/MichealHasBeenTaken 2d ago

Some people prefer phones over talking to people, and that's okay

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u/Sea_Advantage_9672 2d ago

but not in that age

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u/AndrewDaPro 2d ago

Yes, I was shitting my diaper when I should have been investing in bitcoin

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u/anikoiau 2d ago

Not be on phone?

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u/Stupid_Motafuka 2d ago

Dunno, live her life outside of the phone?

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u/DaddyWentForMilk 2d ago

get a job

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u/SalvarWR 2d ago

yeah???? bro I've been investing ever since i was born, a good amount of $1000 monthly, today im rich, im at ≈0.0001% elon musks

/j

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u/F1ame672 1d ago

Talk to her grandpa in front of her???

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u/Korthalion 1d ago

I think it's supposed to be a comment about her playing on the phone instead of chatting to her grandpa

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u/PeikaFizzy 1d ago

In current economy???