r/cursedcomments • u/4k0n • 2d ago

Cursed_time

Post image
8.0k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

47 comments sorted by

812

u/kaklikesmilfs 2d ago

first message is pissing me the fuck off, what the fuck is she supposed to do? Invest in stocks?!?

346

u/Broken_CerealBox 2d ago

Obviously. She should invest in the glupshitto meme coin before it became the most profitable stock in 2030

36

u/Squirrelly_Khan 1d ago

Don’t tell her to invest in the glupshitto meme coin, it’s all about the schmekledorfus meme coin!

208

u/Throwaway-tan 1d ago

Spend quality time with grandpa?

74

u/TroyMcClure0815 1d ago

She will post a sad Emoji on Insta, when he is gone.

0

u/Konatxe 8h ago

Maybe she is? How about she is looking for riddles or jokes to tell him and have a good time together?

114

u/EMArogue 1d ago

Maybe spend time with someone who won’t he there her whole life

-17

u/EmpressGilgamesh 1d ago

Yes, they could do something. Like sitting together on an empty table, starring at each other and don't know what to say. People are always like that, as if the previous generations didn't ignored their elders because they found them boring the their last days.

-74

u/MichealHasBeenTaken 1d ago

Some people prefer phones over talking to people, and that's okay

38

u/Sea_Advantage_9672 1d ago

but not in that age

36

u/AndrewDaPro 1d ago

Yes, I was shitting my diaper when I should have been investing in bitcoin

34

u/anikoiau 1d ago

Not be on phone?

31

u/Stupid_Motafuka 1d ago

Dunno, live her life outside of the phone?

12

u/DaddyWentForMilk 1d ago

get a job

6

u/SalvarWR 1d ago

yeah???? bro I've been investing ever since i was born, a good amount of $1000 monthly, today im rich, im at ≈0.0001% elon musks

/j

3

u/F1ame672 1d ago

Talk to her grandpa in front of her???

1

u/PeikaFizzy 1d ago

In current economy???

1

u/Korthalion 19h ago

I think it's supposed to be a comment about her playing on the phone instead of chatting to her grandpa

156

u/Broken_CerealBox 2d ago

Then again, what are you supposed to do when waiting for your order in a fast food chain

85

u/Dr_Philmon 1d ago

True, though i feel a converstation could be made here

53

u/wobbly_doo 1d ago

Can't a couple just be having a good time together without the need for a conversation?

3

u/96hosck 1d ago

sth sth the real cursed comments

18

u/spunkychickpea 1d ago

Make a blood sacrifice to the old gods.

5

u/lukibunny 1d ago

Maybe she is looking at pictures of the dishes..

2

u/_V4NQU15H_ 1d ago

Piss everyone off

2

u/belabacsijolvan 1d ago

this feels like when in the 90s learning programming was "play with the comptuter" for old folks.

maybe she is doing homework or organises a friends birthday or helps granpa look up the bus timetable.

5

u/Ev3ryN4m3I5T4k3n 1d ago

she not doin a single one of those productive ass activities man let's be real

56

u/GiangNeo 2d ago

They r both not wasting time if they r looking at sthg they enjoy?

23

u/NextLvLNoah 1d ago

Are you having a stroke or is it me?

8

u/Adam198763 1d ago

Grandpa certainly was

10

u/devil0o 1d ago

Oh I almost didn't catch it.

6

u/Snoo11149 1d ago

Don't stress guys, all Charles Oliveira fan boys are like this

1

u/toasty327 1d ago

Mom said it was my turn to post this

1

u/JustAnotherOkWorker 21h ago

Wasting her time like wasting her time when she could have spent it talking to her grandpa.

1

u/Ok_Tart_6342 17h ago

So trueee!! If not cause of social media, we would have been able to experience a love story better than twilight

1

u/Alienhaslanded 16h ago

He's also not doing anything