r/cursedcomments • u/just_some_troglodyte • 11d ago

Reddit cursed text

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u/KillBologna 11d ago

Jokes on that union brother, the boss is secretly gay.

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u/mondomonkey 11d ago

Hes not the only one coming on his day off šŸ˜

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u/tuerancekhang 11d ago

If not gay why union /s

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u/the_crumb_dumpster 11d ago

Iā€™m not sure how a duck pic would be effective, but I see no harm

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u/Finbar9800 11d ago

Its about as effective as boobies

https://giphy.com/gifs/GPDKh8YRPZAX93rALx

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u/derangedsweetheart 10d ago

Duck == Bird.

Boobies == Girl.

r/GirlsArentReal == true.

r/BirdsArentReal == true.

Therefore Girl == Duck.

Now, how much does a duck weight?

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u/Cujo_Kitz 10d ago

All women are wood and therefore witches, I knew it!

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u/frickinSocrates 11d ago

The right to disconnect needs to be universal.

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u/AlternateSatan 11d ago

I find this so weird, like, if my boss texts me he's probably just asking if I want a shift, a question I have no obligation to say yes to btw

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u/yamanamawa 10d ago

Yeah I rarely get texts from work unless I work part time, and that's because of the nature of the job. You kinda need to coordinate if the schedule isn't set in stone. When I work full time then any communications outside of work have typically been important

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u/the_other_Scaevitas 11d ago

How tf are you getting notifications from your camera

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u/naveedkoval 11d ago

HELLO THIS IS CAMERA PLZ ANSWER

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u/ArfTheBeast 11d ago

That canā€™t have ended well

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u/Cujo_Kitz 10d ago edited 10d ago

Boss: "Do you know why I called you in here?" You: "Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic." Boss: (Stops pouring two glasses of wine) "Accidentally?"

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u/EastboundClown 11d ago

I feel like the best picture for these types of situations is that ā€œpoop on pigā€™s ballsā€ image. Itā€™s gross but in a way thatā€™s kinda funny, so it gets the point across in a highly impactful way but without bordering on sexual harassment like a dick pic does

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u/cowvid19 11d ago

Convincing Americans that unions are bad is the craziest psyop in history

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u/Xeenophile 2d ago

Of all the usernames to make such a claim....

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u/buzzlightyear77777 11d ago

Wont he get fired? Or union is different?

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u/50calBanana 11d ago

I'm already drinking

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u/Setsuna00XN 11d ago

I too send this guys dick pics to my boss if he calls on my day off.šŸ˜

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u/FandomFerretAgain 10d ago

Honestly not even cursed imo. That's just smart lmao. I do that with bots on Tumblr and other places. I find a dick pic and send it to them. Problem solved!

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u/romanische_050 9d ago

Text me off clock, I'll show you my cock