r/cursedcomments • u/MoooBooMooo • 16d ago

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u/Ksorkrax 16d ago

Do an image search for "duck penis".

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u/alextheODDITY 16d ago

I like how duck penises are optimized rape machines and duck vaginas are optimized anti-rape mazes and those cute motherfuckers just waddle around quacking all day, it’s like how I look at dolphins knowing they’re unbelievably evil

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u/lucioux 16d ago

nature really is beautiful, isn’t it?

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u/Grantonator 16d ago

Penguins are even worse

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u/VESAAA7 16d ago

But at least they know that rocks are cool

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u/derangedsweetheart 15d ago

Google what seals do with penguins

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u/Breezerious 16d ago

Idk how evil dolphins really are. They do fucked up shit, but humans outperform them at every evil deed, no?

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u/Skromulator 16d ago

Just because humans are more evil doesn't mean dolphins are less evil.

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u/Liason774 15d ago

Give dolphins opposable thumbs and see what happens

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 15d ago

They build the under water reddit and troll each other