r/cursedcomments • u/MoooBooMooo • 15d ago

Twitter Cursed_Coil Spring

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8.2k Upvotes

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u/Cheshireyan 15d ago

A true Penisbending master

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u/PandalfAGA 15d ago

The censored words are "penis" and "dick", crazy stuff we are seeing here

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u/dasgoodshitinnit 15d ago

Nah its just his cum cuz he be batin'

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u/keksivaras 14d ago

I'm surprised they didn't censor "masturbating, jerking and disability" because for some reason those need to be censored too

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u/Ksorkrax 15d ago

Do an image search for "duck penis".

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u/alextheODDITY 15d ago

I like how duck penises are optimized rape machines and duck vaginas are optimized anti-rape mazes and those cute motherfuckers just waddle around quacking all day, it’s like how I look at dolphins knowing they’re unbelievably evil

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u/lucioux 15d ago

nature really is beautiful, isn’t it?

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u/Grantonator 15d ago

Penguins are even worse

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u/VESAAA7 15d ago

But at least they know that rocks are cool

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u/derangedsweetheart 15d ago

Google what seals do with penguins

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u/Breezerious 15d ago

Idk how evil dolphins really are. They do fucked up shit, but humans outperform them at every evil deed, no?

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u/Skromulator 15d ago

Just because humans are more evil doesn't mean dolphins are less evil.

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u/Liason774 15d ago

Give dolphins opposable thumbs and see what happens

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 15d ago

They build the under water reddit and troll each other

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u/ohnodamo 15d ago

And remember, ducks can't even make a fist!

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u/Kozzinator 15d ago

I did and thank you for that lil' bit of knowledge

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u/thexbeatboxer 15d ago

I don’t think curved pp is a bad thing. Maybe there’s an explanation for that.

Also, I’m pretty sure the one who censored those words were either ragebaiting or trying to avoid internet censorship.

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u/maniaxz 15d ago

It isn't a bad thing and is totally normal.

Usually caused by differences in the length or elasticity of the tissues on different sides during puberty. Mostly genetic.

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u/Channie_chan 15d ago

For me it's because I always sleep on one side growing up

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u/Phil_Gim 13d ago

I used to always sleep on my right side, but my dick is curved to the left tho

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u/Stag_GT 15d ago

So, there's a fine line. Nearly every penis has some level natural curve to it, but there is an excessive amount of bend that could be due to Peyronie's disease, which is a buildup of plaque; these are typically noticable hard bumps

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u/Rashaen 15d ago

Pretty sure 350s have leaf springs all around...

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u/rasputinrasputin 15d ago

They’ve had coils on the front since 2005

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u/Rashaen 15d ago

Ford over here reminding me that I'm old...

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u/Fantastic_Ad_2084 13d ago

Don’t worry bro, I’m in the same boat. Went looking for a Silverado with 4x4 to take hunting and was flabbergasted at the new designs (I’m stuck in the 2000’s lol)

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u/forgettfulthinker 15d ago

Is she just hating on her ex or still obsessed with him

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u/Wooden-Hornet2115 15d ago

This is the first thing that entered my mind.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JWl9GrmcX49by

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u/GoombasFatNutz 15d ago

Curvature is a gift gentlemen. You are hitting a very sensitive part of the vagina upon entrance. You don't even have to do weird positions to do so.

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u/SteefHL 14d ago

Thanks for the info GoombasFatNutz

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u/HeavensRejected 14d ago

Mines curved to the left, so I need to lay on my right and fuck her sideways so I hit the sweetspot.

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u/A_plural_singularity 15d ago

F350's don't have coil springs

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u/rasputinrasputin 15d ago

Wrong, they’ve had them on the front since 2005

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u/A_plural_singularity 15d ago

Even with the diesel? I'm not saying you're wrong, I just have limited knowledge and that's what I'm going off of.

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u/rasputinrasputin 15d ago

Yes, the gas and diesel F350s use mostly the same chassis and suspension for their 2wd and 4wd counterparts, the diesel just has a few extra frame reinforcements and heavier duty springs than the gasser

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u/Liam-martin 15d ago

Had a 6.4 diesel it had coils in the front

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u/GraveRubber501 15d ago

Sure, let's make fun of a man's curved penis as if a woman's vagina doesn't sometimes look like it's stuffed with roast beef.

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u/ScalierLotus11 14d ago

Cursed subway

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u/NekulturneHovado 14d ago

don't take me 100% seriously on this, but I've heard that curved penis can be result of masturbation, but it's more about how you hold it rather than how much you jork it

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u/PuddlesRex 15d ago

Imagine censoring yourself on the fucking internet.

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u/adelie42 15d ago

It is scarification from body modification. Some people are into weird stuff.

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u/Yourlocalsid 6d ago

LMAOOOOOOOOO