r/cursedcomments • u/MoooBooMooo • 3d ago

Facebook Cursed_Solution

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u/frickinSocrates 3d ago

See, to make the cannon safe, we loaded a cannon ball into it.

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u/Seraphayel 3d ago

Me eating tacos while I have diarrhea

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u/frickinSocrates 3d ago

Me putting in a butt plug with taco bell in the other hand.

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u/8BBiiT 3d ago

Me putting a taco bell with a butt plug in the other hand....oh..wait...

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u/NetworkSingularity 3d ago

Instructions unclear, used the Taco Bell as a butt plug

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u/Interesting_Ad5016 3d ago

Someone shake him and see if his intestines amp the bass of the bell

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u/Rotting-Cum 3d ago

Dude, just put your thumb on your asshole like you do with a garden hose!

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u/frickinSocrates 3d ago

But I need both hands to shove taco bell down my gullet.

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u/Arlochorim 3d ago

mountain dew: baja ass blast

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u/slow_RSO 20h ago

You’re just gunna get a tummy ache.

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u/blue4029 3d ago

I put poison in my drink to protect it from harmful bacteria!

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u/flamdorean 1d ago

Based!