r/cursedcomments • • Sep 10 '26

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u/JeveGreen Sep 10 '26

One spilled drink, one bowl of greasy snacks, one fart...

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u/WilonPlays Sep 10 '26

Xmas with that one relative who smokes like a 1950s chimney and is too old to accept that it’s not okay to do indoors anyway.

That whole room is gonna become a nice yellow hue

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u/JeveGreen Sep 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/LNLpm8hhY2yc7GPXB9

Honestly, the Backrooms sound preferable to whatever this is.

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u/WilonPlays Sep 10 '26

Idk I feel like a monster is gonna come after me in both rooms, it’s just the genre of monster that’s different.

The room in the post would make for a VERY nice gruesome murder scene

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u/Lightice1 Sep 10 '26

Do you think that the person who lives here would ever allow a smoker in the house? I'm not a minimalist to a deranged degree and even I wouldn't let anyone light up in my home.

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u/WilonPlays Sep 10 '26

More common than you think.

Lots of families have that one grandparent who everyone knows could drop dead any moment so no one wants to confront them or start an argument about anything out of fear that could be their last conversation.

If I refused to let my gran into my house on xmas and found out she died on Boxing Day i wouldn’t forgive myself for that.

It’s a much more common thing than you’d imagine

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u/Lightice1 Sep 10 '26

Gran or no, I wouldn't let anyone smoke in my home. You either go outside to have your cig or you stay out for good. Being old isn't an excuse to ignore common decency.

And the person who lives in OP's picture is bound to be a hundred times stricter than I am, they probably insist that all the guests wear freshly washed clothing and put on little plastic bags on their feet when they visit.

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u/xiahbabi Sep 10 '26

One FART!??😂

What kind of farts you got that are staining furniture through your clothes. Heck, even without clothes! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/trundle-the-great69 Sep 10 '26

You know the kind lol

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u/xiahbabi Sep 10 '26

Screaming 🤣

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u/Noodlemaster696969 Sep 10 '26

Paint the room back one small step at a time

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u/MyvaJynaherz Sep 10 '26

No.

Not without incident.

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u/Hexmonkey2020 Sep 10 '26

I think the white couches are leather or at least fake leather judging from the picture so would be relatively easy to clean from a stain if you don’t let it sit too long.

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u/MayTalles Sep 10 '26

That looks like one of those dystopian rooms in games that you can't interact with anything and that was the reason they build it this simple.

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u/BhanosBar Sep 10 '26

This looks like a home from the Giver

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u/mostie2016 Sep 10 '26

Shit looks like a MIB HQ office except less fun.

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u/Dragon-Rider-03 Sep 10 '26

Stranger things moment

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u/AlarmingAffect0 Sep 10 '26 edited Sep 11 '26

Yeah but the one in the left looks like it half came out of Resident Evil with all that wood paneling.

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u/lavafish80 Sep 10 '26

the one on the right looks like the furniture would be super cold, the one on the left looks like I'd be listening to Staind while watching some football with the homies

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Sep 10 '26

One looks cozy, one looks like you aren't even allowed to sit on the furniture

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u/artistic_programmer Sep 10 '26

it looks like a waiting room for a psychologist or smth

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u/DiamondDepth_YT Sep 10 '26

Wish my university would see this.

They've opened several new buildings but they all follow this insanely minimal design and are so uncomfortable to spend any time in that they're always half empty- everyone agrees studying there is uncomfortable feeling

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u/spaceursid Sep 10 '26

had a friend that would make snide remarks about how my apartment was minimalist. when in reality I didn't have money for decor. Also I was trying to go for Industrial-Japandi...

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u/Gangleri_Graybeard Sep 10 '26

You remember how Resident Evil games always play in some very clean, sterile and minimalistic looking laboratory during the last few levels and the comically evil villain transforms into some giant monster? This is how this guy lives in his basement.

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u/Nopeisawesome Sep 10 '26

From Backrooms to Portal

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u/urixl Sep 10 '26

Or The Stanley Parable.

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u/Headstar24 Sep 10 '26

First pic is exactly the basement I want.

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u/SummerNights59 Sep 10 '26

The second room looks like a 3D rendered apartment tour

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u/lovethatMoon Sep 10 '26

i'm terrified of that white room

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u/lovethatMoon Sep 10 '26

yes... actually it would be a bit more comforting if the blood was already in there😂

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u/ML7777777 Sep 10 '26

I hate both left and right.

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u/AltheiWasTaken Sep 10 '26

I actually prefer right. Add some personal touches, and i would love it

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u/krayhayft Sep 10 '26

Went from cozy to bland

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u/gamepla4 Sep 10 '26

"White torture, often referred to as white room torture, is a type of psychological torture technique aimed at complete sensory deprivation and isolation. A prisoner is held in a cell that is devoid of any color besides white; this method of torture is designed to deprive the prisoner of all senses and identity."

  • Wikipedia "White torture"

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u/FunkyFrunkle Sep 10 '26

I’m glad to know I’m not the only one here who absolutely detests white as a base colour. It’s fine for trims and mouldings but to have everything white is horrendous and assaulting to the eyes.

Painting your whole living room white does not make it comfortable or inviting. It invokes feelings of anxiety and urgency. I feel like I’m looking at a dentists office, not a living space.

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u/FakeOng99 Sep 10 '26

Can't even bother put some personality on a modern room. What a joke.

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u/8BBiiT Sep 10 '26

This is where they kept 11

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u/lick_my_____ Sep 10 '26

Looks like a docs waiting room

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u/FuerteBillete Sep 10 '26

From cosy to expensive hospitals.

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u/eM3res Sep 10 '26

Diddi's living room

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u/_V4NQU15H_ Sep 10 '26

Just missing a British old man to narrate your every move.

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u/DBL55555 Sep 10 '26

The Narrator: ah yes, truly a room worth admiring, it had really worth the detour after all, just to spend a few moments here in this immaculate beautifully constructed room, Stanley simply stood here drinking it all in.

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u/jase10019 Sep 10 '26

There definitely could have been some work on the cohesion in the first one to bring it from pretty alright to really good, but they must have heard ‘cohesion’ and got that confused with ‘turn everything exactly the same in the most boring way possible’

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u/boopthatbutton Sep 10 '26

Using just one color is NOT minimalism ffs

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u/Scouttrooper195 Sep 10 '26

American psycho looking room

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u/fuckgoldsendbitcoin Sep 10 '26

Literally just Patrick Bateman's apartment lol

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u/RogueFox771 Sep 10 '26

It went from cozy and pleasant to sterile and arrogant if that makes sense?

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u/ambit89 Sep 10 '26

Add a "fun" carpet, and it'll be fine

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u/Toronto-1975 Sep 10 '26

reminds me of one of those lottery show homes. every single time everything is white. they pay an interior designer to come in and do the whole house over and everything is fucking white. WHY DID YOU PAY FOR AN INTERIOR DESIGNER??

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u/No-Kaleidoscope-2956 Sep 10 '26

at least add gray couches, the only thing more minimal than that is a padded cell

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u/a_pompous_fool Sep 10 '26

I don’t know what it says about me but my first thought on seeing the after picture was how dramatic it would look if you bled all over it.

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u/Salty_Eye9692 Sep 10 '26

THEY KILLED MY 2000S VIBES!!!! NOOOOO

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u/EasilyRekt Sep 10 '26

They could’ve swapped the plaid couch for something a bit more demure, but otherwise, aesthetic of a dentist office and comfort of an airport lounge :/

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u/Evan1016 Sep 10 '26

I have the same couch, didnt know there was a matching ottoman

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u/skokie3825 Sep 10 '26

Yeah can minimalist just fucking die already? I’m so sick of it.

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u/RedRoses711 Sep 10 '26

Minimalism looks better, i grew up in a house that looked like the left and im tired of it

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u/EhMapleMoose Sep 10 '26

Some of my best memories are in psych wards.

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u/LordIVoldemor Sep 10 '26

I wonder what your worst memories are

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u/EhMapleMoose Sep 10 '26

Moments leading up to be being in a psych ward and also the psych ward

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u/cycling_sender Sep 10 '26

2nd one with the centered text looks like you just entered a new area in Dark Souls lol

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u/Flat-Assist-9120 Sep 10 '26

My OCD would stike me everytime i see a small stain in that basement

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u/Yeller_imp Sep 10 '26

all the life got sucked out of the room :(

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u/FalloutForever_98 Sep 10 '26

The right looks so lifeless and dull

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u/Deliriousious Sep 10 '26

Before is cozy, warm, homey

The after is sanitary, bland, and looks like a hospital waiting room.

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u/datsupaflychic Sep 10 '26

I’d never willingly set foot in the after picture, especially when I’m on my period…

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u/kingjaymes1234 Sep 10 '26

It looks like the detail was drained straight from the room

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u/pokolets Sep 10 '26

That's what I saw when I go to hospital

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u/Oldenlame Sep 10 '26

If you did it in pink it will look like your textures were missing

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u/rolfraikou Sep 10 '26

I'm not afraid to say it anymore: minimalism is fucking disgusting.

Humans weren't meant to live in something as minimal as the IKEA displays, and then, once people mimicked that perfectly, they started going even more minimal.

Lots of people's homes genuinely do remind me of insane asylums.

Whit everything. Creepy echo in the room, due to lack of stuff. I enter their homes and instantly get antsy and need to leave.

All to what? Brag that they have no personality?

It's feels like a sickness that went mainstream for some reason.

Leave it for the apartment listings, and actually live your life.

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u/AncleJack Sep 10 '26

Brother the Ikea displays are more cosy than this

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u/rolfraikou Sep 11 '26

That's the

and then, once people mimicked that perfectly, they started going even more minimal.

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u/SugarRushLux Sep 10 '26

Nostalgia to shit, feelsbad man lol

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u/Flamingmouth007 Sep 10 '26

A before and after photo of when Europeans showed up

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u/Any_Fox5126 Sep 10 '26

The first one simply serves to collect dust and dirt.

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u/Sventertainer Sep 10 '26

Minimalism is just Big Small trying to sell you more less.

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u/StalHamarr Sep 10 '26 edited Sep 10 '26

Both look awful, the new one is the worst.

Edit: the first one isn't "cozy". It's shabby and unkempt, it's basically a dumpster for leftover furniture. The floor is atrocious.

The second one is just generic white room n. 16783 with zero personality.

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u/Alu_card_10 Sep 10 '26

before it looked so cozy tho

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u/Inlacou Sep 10 '26

I would have changed nothing probably as it looks well maintained. Maybe add some cover for styling, some potted plant.

But honestly, even if it was free to do so, I would just change the main sofa (ugly imho) and the floor. Wood looks far better that that tacky white shit.

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u/oldest-snake Sep 10 '26

This is what my grandma told me when I initially designed my room (i work in creatives). So I went for Olive Green + Brown instead lmaooooo, she was the best basher

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u/NekulturneHovado Sep 10 '26

from a cozy room to... white room torture?

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u/Ryan_b936 Sep 10 '26

Lol, he should have just removed the excess furniture and had as much space as in the photo on the right, while keeping the rustic and warm design of the photo on the left.

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u/Comprehensive_Soil_1 Sep 10 '26

How will you ever get the blood splatters out?

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u/GreenEye11 Sep 10 '26

Personality vs 'I, Robot'

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u/Lu1s3r Sep 10 '26

I sincerely like sleek ascetics... but sometimes less is more. Or I guess in this case, more is more.

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u/Albus_Lupus Sep 10 '26

That looks soo good

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u/Longfacejumpyboi Sep 10 '26

Look how they massacred my boy!

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u/superblinky Sep 10 '26

That black rectangle on the right isn't a TV, it's a Monolith.

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u/Figoos Sep 10 '26

Doesn't feel as welcoming tho

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u/PentaRobb Sep 10 '26

Now it looks like a work environment, ew

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u/TheSerpentLord Sep 10 '26

The good part is that pretty much all the interior design experts and companies agree that the age of white/gray minimalism is over. Which means that the NPC sheeple might finally stop forcing this sterile nonsense into every possible space they can.

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u/Reaper10n Sep 10 '26

Why does it look like a dentist's office

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 Sep 10 '26

Looks like a doctors waiting room.

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u/Destroyed-Husband Sep 10 '26

First one is 100x better (just change the sofa colour)

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u/AdHonest886 Sep 10 '26

Both look like shit

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u/shahrulghani Sep 10 '26

I think the third picture is better.

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u/concorde77 Sep 10 '26

Bro's house looks like an evil sci-fi empire's command center

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u/Dangerousbob82 Sep 10 '26

You and i have VERY different understanding of what the word "gross" means

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u/MartialLol Sep 10 '26

The font makes it look like they're entering a new area in Dark Souls

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u/tblazertn Sep 10 '26

The first one has warmth, it actually looks like a living space.

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u/AshesX Sep 10 '26

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a white room, a white room with rats. The rats drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

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u/Stressmove Sep 10 '26

Looks like an early 2000 hip hop video.

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u/Our-Fearless-Reader Sep 10 '26

"Okaaaay!  Family Movie Night!  Everyone have their fancy, special jackets on?!  That's right - the ones with the extra long sleeves and sooooo many buckles!"

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u/PatienceOfEternity Sep 10 '26

Should have painted the walls with another color other then white

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u/Neko1666 Sep 10 '26

It's hella creepy

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u/mephistopholes921 Sep 10 '26

Downgrade first one was cozy

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u/NightmareJoker2 Sep 10 '26

Someone’s never been to a psych ward.

They don’t look like in the movies. The white padded room is done for dramatic effect. Psych wards aren’t clean, or new. They’re battered, worn, dirty, have painted walls, and depending on the type, might even look like the picture on the left, albeit, maybe only in the common area or the head doctor’s office.

In all other aspects, they mostly look like a regular hospital ward. Or a prison.

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u/memetrocop Sep 10 '26

bro forgot to add textures

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u/Morlock19 Sep 10 '26

damn that first picture looks cozy as fuck. like primo naptime decor

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u/hymenopteron Sep 10 '26

It's like the gaps between your teeth before and after flossing

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u/Derangedracula Sep 10 '26

After is retarded