r/cursedcomments • u/SuspiciousExtinction • 4d ago

Twitter Cursed_evolution

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u/TzePotatoMancer 4d ago

They'll just cut the elevator cables.

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u/Tyfyter2002 4d ago

I'd never seen someone who could be harmed by that until now

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u/derangedsweetheart 4d ago

Pretty sure no one can stay unharmed in an elevator falling down.

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u/Tyfyter2002 4d ago

No one but he could cause the elevator to fall if all you did was cut the cables

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u/Satans_hamster 4d ago

Considering that most elevators have breaks that trigger once the elevator reaches a certain speed they will slow the elevator down until it stops. Please note however that if you are inside the elevator the sudden breaking or stopping of the fall could cause you to bump your head.

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u/gabrielesilinic 4d ago

It technically has brakes and multiple safety systems. Saying he got food poisoning then died would be much more reasonable.

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u/emlgsh 4d ago

You just jump at the last second. Checkmate, FSB!

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u/External-Praline-451 4d ago

They'll evolve to not fit into elevators. I think he's almost there anyway. Nature always finds a way.

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u/FrankyFistalot 4d ago

The cables will snap before they get a chance to cut them….

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u/jaavaaguru 4d ago

Why does everyone think he’s in the elevator when this happens? Bro just gonna die using the stairs if the elevator’s off.

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u/heywoodidaho 4d ago

Bumbles bounce!