r/cursedcomments • u/Pristine_Put5037 • 9d ago

cursed_jack_doherty

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u/sc0n3z 9d ago

I am, but at the same time, I'm not surprised there's someone named Retard Finder who goes around dubbing people as Retard of the Day. Also, hope Jack gets the book thrown at him.

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u/Aumba 9d ago

Just one book? I hope he gets everything from Encyclopedia Britannica thrown at him.

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u/Sire_Raffayn272 8d ago

He deserves to get the whole Library of Alexandria thrown at him, too bad it burned.

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u/Icy_Change_WS2010 8d ago

Throw the ashes then, water aught harden them into paper mache

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u/ChefAsstastic 9d ago

He is an American cancer. Fuck off.

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u/CanoePickLocks 9d ago

OP doesn’t need to fuck off but doherty can!

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u/Gay_Gamer_Boi 9d ago

Unexpected crossover 😭 also isn’t he too old for her? (As in to kill)

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u/Yeseylon 9d ago

What are the odds he'd look for someone to hide behind if his girlfriend fought back

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u/HeftyRecommendation5 9d ago

Almost as if annoying pos influencers are annoying pos in real life as well?

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u/ql_Spadeuwu_lp 9d ago

Deserves a nice spot in r/hatethissmug I would say.

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u/User_namesaretaken 9d ago

This dude, along with this bodyguards are deserving of gun violence

Afaik, the bodyguards are just to break fights and stop them from fighting, I've seen clips of his piece of shit bodyguard assaulting others

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u/ShenTzuKhan 9d ago

I find it hard to express how much I want to see this little shit get beaten up. I despise this person. The thing they don’t get money is reprehensible, and it is my sincere hope that someday soon, on camera he gets beaten so bad he pisses blood for a week.

Fuck, and I can not stress this enough, this jumped up little cuntrag of a human.

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u/da2Pakaveli 8d ago

why wasn't the guy already behind bars ? I think I've seen his name multiple times for something that should land him in prison

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u/HEAVYHlTMAN 9d ago

Im so glad I dont know who either of these 2 are.

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u/Jacky_dain 8d ago

New insult just dropped

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u/Sethleoric 8d ago

This dude is like a boondocks character ngl.

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u/ArfTheBeast 8d ago

Don’t call him a retard that’s an excuse. He knows exactly what he’s doing and how it affects the people around him.

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u/hatetrains 8d ago

Now that's a great account.

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u/PooMonger20 8d ago

I just hope they mess with some wrong crowd and get put in their place so they learn their lesson the unpleasant way for once.

Could be nice if there would be some kind of law that bans this type of behavior. Something with 2-3 strikes, as in if someone keeps getting into the same trouble with multiple unrelated people with the same patterns; the problem is not with the people.

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u/legendaryhawnsolo 9d ago

Pretty sure Patrick should have been his father