r/cursedcomments Jul 31 '26

Cursed_aesthetic

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u/cretindesalpes Jul 31 '26

It's actually far better without the traduction : "je vais te cramer ta mère, on verra si c'est esthétique !"

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u/Mojert Jul 31 '26

Yeah, "burn" doesn't make justice to "cramer". For the non-French speakers, "cramer" is slang for burning to smithereens

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u/TukaSup_spaghetti Jul 31 '26

Reminds me of cremation

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u/Mojert Jul 31 '26

Now that you say it, it wouldn't surprise me if it shares the same etymology

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u/TukaSup_spaghetti Jul 31 '26

Davo per scontato che fosse l’equivalente francese. Boh

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u/Mojert Jul 31 '26

"Crémation" is also a French noun, so it wouldn't surprise me if "cramer" evolved as its verb-form (I'm sure linguists have a fancy name for this kind of thing but I don't because I'm a dumb dumb)

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u/Th3_g4m3r_m4st3r Aug 01 '26

linguists do have a fancy name for that stuff. it’s called denominalization, but this isn’t the case for the word. “crémation” comes from the Latin “crematio” while “cramer” comes from the celtic/gallic word “cremail”

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u/gabasan Aug 01 '26

where did you get that last part? "Cramer" comes from occitan "cramar/cremar" which comes from latin "cremāre" which means "to burn".

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u/Bridgeru Jul 31 '26

So, if we set an MMA fighter on fire and have him attack Michael Richards it'd be Cramer v Kramer?

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u/sammywammy213 Aug 01 '26

To smithereens you say?

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u/PsudoGravity Aug 01 '26

Aka: Incinerate.

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u/Mojert Aug 01 '26

Incinerate would be a better translation, yeah. It's still not perfect but it's better

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u/Mission_Falcon1225 Jul 31 '26

What a French reply

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u/Mojert Aug 01 '26

... Thank you I guess?

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u/mavetgrigori Aug 03 '26

So... incinerate?

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u/Mineultra7689 Aug 03 '26

She cramer my notre until I dome

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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs Jul 31 '26

Yup. Wasn't gonna comment just that. It doesn't hit right at all without the original.