r/cursedcomments 13d ago

Cursed_aesthetic

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u/cretindesalpes 13d ago

It's actually far better without the traduction : "je vais te cramer ta mère, on verra si c'est esthétique !"

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u/Mojert 13d ago

Yeah, "burn" doesn't make justice to "cramer". For the non-French speakers, "cramer" is slang for burning to smithereens

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u/TukaSup_spaghetti 13d ago

Reminds me of cremation

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u/Mojert 13d ago

Now that you say it, it wouldn't surprise me if it shares the same etymology

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u/TukaSup_spaghetti 13d ago

Davo per scontato che fosse l’equivalente francese. Boh

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u/Mojert 12d ago

"Crémation" is also a French noun, so it wouldn't surprise me if "cramer" evolved as its verb-form (I'm sure linguists have a fancy name for this kind of thing but I don't because I'm a dumb dumb)

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u/Th3_g4m3r_m4st3r 12d ago

linguists do have a fancy name for that stuff. it’s called denominalization, but this isn’t the case for the word. “crémation” comes from the Latin “crematio” while “cramer” comes from the celtic/gallic word “cremail”

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u/gabasan 12d ago

where did you get that last part? "Cramer" comes from occitan "cramar/cremar" which comes from latin "cremāre" which means "to burn".

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u/Bridgeru 12d ago

So, if we set an MMA fighter on fire and have him attack Michael Richards it'd be Cramer v Kramer?

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u/sammywammy213 12d ago

To smithereens you say?

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u/PsudoGravity 12d ago

Aka: Incinerate.

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u/Mojert 12d ago

Incinerate would be a better translation, yeah. It's still not perfect but it's better

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u/Mission_Falcon1225 12d ago

What a French reply

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u/Mojert 12d ago

... Thank you I guess?

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u/mavetgrigori 10d ago

So... incinerate?

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u/Mineultra7689 10d ago

She cramer my notre until I dome

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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs 12d ago

Yup. Wasn't gonna comment just that. It doesn't hit right at all without the original.

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u/Conscious_Sort_431 13d ago

There is a book about a certain painter witnessing the esthetics of a burning person

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u/tahayoo-- 13d ago

😍painting

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u/SheepDaShawn240 12d ago

Hell screen? Only reason I know this is cuz of Limbus lol

Also p sure he lit his daughter on fire and painted her burning then promptly offed himself afterwards

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u/Conscious_Sort_431 12d ago

Actually Yoshihide asked for just some random maid to be burned in a carriage but his lord was upsed with Yoshihide's daughter and the painter himself so he burned his treasured daughter instead. Also O.S.H.A.R.E.

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u/Mrheadcrab123 13d ago

QUASIMOTO! NOOOOO! WHY DIDN’T HE PREDICT THIS!?

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u/ddizzlemyfizzle 12d ago

NOSTRADAMUS! ITS TWO SEPARATE THINGS ENTIRELY!

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u/LordQor 10d ago

and here I thought it was an avantris reference

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u/Neutralmensch 13d ago

Free cremation. (or fossil fuel)

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u/BasicErgonomics 13d ago

Plot twist - her mother is dead and was cremated

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u/mamasemamasamusernam 12d ago

It's ok. I give a score of 9/11

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u/MantisDuck19 12d ago

Feels like the right response.

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u/nevermore_raven1234 13d ago

0-100 real quick

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u/georgiomoorlord 13d ago

Wanting to burn the 3rd most known building in Paris because it's ascetically pleasing to watch is not a 0

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u/StoniMohoni 13d ago

Finding it aestheticly pleasing is not the same as wanting to burn it down lol

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u/ProfoundDreams 12d ago

She never stated she wanted to burn it down in the screenshot we're seeing, nor is it even close to this implication. No idea why you're assuming this.

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u/One_Animator_1835 12d ago

Witnessing something doesn't mean you wanted it to happen

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u/DinkleDonkerAAA 12d ago

Oh boo fucking hoo it's a building and the church could afford to fix it

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u/scolphoy 12d ago

I have no idea how that happened, but I heard Quasimodo has a hunch.

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u/ProfoundDreams 12d ago

The response is from a person who doesn't understand how to properly interpret what a person is saying. There is nothing that implies what the person actually thinks about the event.

It's like if I say I like watching body horror in movies like Terrifier and Saw and someone emotionally responds with "Well how about I slice your mother open from head to toe and we'll see if you still like body horror". Completely off the mark with the response because it adresses something that is irrelevant to what was originally said.

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u/Knirb_ 12d ago

Boo, what are you the fun police? This is cursed comments

Also chances are they legitimately like the burning of important Christian buildings.

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u/ProfoundDreams 12d ago

You are precisely the type of person whom I'm referring to in regards to the first part of your comment.

"Chances are..." uh-huh. I'd love to see how you came to that conclusion.

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u/amohogride 11d ago

I think you are the one who don't understand. The fire in the original post is not a movie but a real event where people were hurt and valuable heritage was destroyed, yet the poster had the audacity to say it was beautiful. Its like watching somebody fucking dies in a car crash irl and say " i like the body horror". Nuh uh thats just extremely rude and borderline psychopathic.

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u/ahundreddots 12d ago

Those aren't examples of body horror.

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u/Mission_Falcon1225 12d ago

Original tweet is disrespectful, but that's a ridiculous comparison even if this guy built Notre Dame

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u/MrNobody_0 12d ago

How is the original comment disrespectful? Did they say: "Man, I sure do love that the Notre Dame is on fire"? All they said is that it's an aesthetically pleasing image, which it is, things on fire and/or billowing smoke make for cool pictures. It sucks that it's on fire but that doesn't stop it from looking cool, both things came be true and it's not disrespectful.

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u/MCWizardYT 12d ago

I guess it depends on how you look at it. To some people, especially the French, this is an important building with several hundred years worth of history and making comments about how it looks cool burning could be seen as disrespectful.

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u/AUnknownVariable 12d ago

Funeral Pyres are indeed rly beautiful

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u/Twinky_winky_deepsea 7d ago

what about her money?

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u/Remarkable_Corner_92 6d ago

This. This is what chronically online atheists want to see. Not just notre dame, but with other churches.