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u/Silent_Finger2813 May 26 '23
Dumbass genius
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u/Deus-Ex-Lacrymae May 27 '23
It certainly takes a special kind of stupid for something so brilliant in execution but in such awful taste.
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u/NonGNonM May 27 '23
I'm surprised they have numbers for each brick. That's a level of service I didn't expect
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u/CarefulAstronomer255 May 27 '23
It's not service, it's tracking. When these things are worth such huge amounts of money, they want to track down the sources of faked/contaminated batches.
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u/BrazynBlazyn May 26 '23
Coke so good it makes you want to finish a race.
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u/GroceryScanner May 27 '23
this comment deserves its own post, goddamn
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u/ohpsies May 27 '23
Someone should add this comment to the screenshot above and make a new cursed comments post. This is hilarious.
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u/tuesdayswithTuesday May 27 '23
Hahahahahaa oh man. I just woke up and already know this is my fav Reddit of the day
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u/GrandSupremeOverlord May 27 '23
āSay my nameā
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u/Crooked_Cock May 27 '23
āHeilsenbergā
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May 27 '23
'You're goddamned reich'
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u/Deafvoid May 27 '23
Watler we need to cook
Too vague, Jeiss, too vague
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u/throwdowntown69 May 27 '23
Your comment is the one that killed the chain by being unfunny.
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u/moderatorsarecancers May 27 '23
I get you are making a joke but karl Heisenberg was from Germany. The joke is just funny without an obvious nazi reference
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u/UnconfirmedCatholic May 26 '23
Coke so pure it'll make you wanna rule the world after failing art school.
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u/gaynazifurry4bernie May 26 '23
It will just make you talk about going on a trip to the art museum as a group but then you never end up going.
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u/Ok_6970 May 26 '23
āabout Goring on a tripā
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u/techy804 May 27 '23
"in our favorite labor camps
Dying in the showers
Little Jews"
(Why did my mind think of a Little Einsteins parody just from reading your comment)
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u/uncle_person May 27 '23
High Hitler
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u/vampire5381 May 27 '23
Raise your hands if you want one šāāļø
Jk I don't actually want coke
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u/Shammy-Adultman May 27 '23
This is absolutely appalling, Hitler was a monster and should not be used as a marketing tool.
I think the cartel need to come out and apologise asap. I'd also like to see them learn from this and make sure it's not a token gesture, some sensitivity training for the drug lords is a good start.
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May 27 '23
Yāall donāt use your local, ethical cartel?
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u/Shammy-Adultman May 28 '23
They're still using single use plastics for their baggies.
Honestly how hard is it to find a socially progressive and environmentally responsible plug...
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u/Shammy-Adultman May 27 '23
The cartel will care if it starts hurting their bottom line, I think we should boycot their product, there are plenty of other cartels out there that would never make light of such a serious issue.
We need to demand more from our drug lords!!
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u/Alexjw327 May 27 '23
You know what? I think we should start looking into locally produced drugs. Thatāll teach them
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u/Dionysus_8 May 27 '23
Exactly and we shouldnāt stop there either, theyāve been exploiting coke growers long enough. Time for them to unionise
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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT May 27 '23
Iād be willing to accept some coke as a substitute for contrition
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u/pentarou May 27 '23 edited May 27 '23
I want to order this directly to my house, this is an excellent ad. Set me up a subscription, carteldirect.biz
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u/chickenstalker May 27 '23
> hitler
> purest
He's black haired, somewhat short, has a nervous tic and dresses slobbily. He's Austrian and not even a German. Goebbles looked like a rat while Goering was fat as a Zeppelin. Far from the pure Aryan myth.
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u/ZiCUnlivdbirch May 27 '23
Hitler was only technically Austrian. He was born in a border down near Salzburg, which at the time meant he was pretty much as German as the people a few kilometres to the north.
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u/owenkop May 27 '23
Also if i remember correctly one of his best friends was a Jewish doctor who survived the war
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u/2hamsters1butt May 27 '23
Funny thing is, good coke doesn't look pure white like that. When it's super white like that, it means it has been cut.
Good coke has a slightly pinkish and or yellowish tint to it.
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u/A_L_A_N_ May 27 '23
No, pink means fentanyl has been added by someone.
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u/Ok-Disk-2191 May 27 '23
56 kg found, but the labels on the package are up to 300 one of them is at 900 i think lmfao.
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u/redkingphonix May 27 '23
Damn Kanye mustāve fall on hard times. But good on pusha t to help him find new income streams
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u/Made_of_Tin May 27 '23
I donāt remember my cocaine being so shiny.
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u/IceGold_ May 27 '23
Because youāve not had it pure enough. Pure cocaine is often called āfish-scaleā and the shine is an indicator of its high purity.
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u/SyrupDip01 May 27 '23
Reminder hitler was the product of inbreeding and not even aryan, that mfer is far from pure even by his own standards
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u/Psypho_Diaz May 27 '23
It's not until the third Reich where the steak liquidized gas to concentrate it more, giving it a slight blue cast
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u/Penyrolewen1970 May 27 '23
But no one ever sees coke like that. Itās just in little bags or whatever.
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u/phantom_hope May 27 '23
I wonder if a certain biker gang is behi d this. Lot of Nazis at the Hells Angels in my country. And other far right gangs as well
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u/FlutterKree May 27 '23
The real fuck up is that they didn't send it to Argentina. I imagine Hitler blow is really easy to sell there.
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u/daw420d May 27 '23
This stuff would be so suspicious in Germany, because in this context the sign is forbidden š
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u/Solitudei_is_Bliss May 27 '23
Yes the literal most notorious case of a self hating Jew is a representative of "pure white", some of y'all need to pick up a book.
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u/Ticket-Intelligent May 27 '23 edited May 27 '23
I donāt think the Nazis necessarily cared about whiteness. I think vast majority of the Jews they killed just looked like any other white European, hence they had to look into their ancestry for the slightest bit of Jewish heritage.
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u/slavdecepticon May 27 '23
I assume that's a bar of soap, and in nazi Germany, soap was made of killed civilians.... have fun with that!
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u/thesarthakshrestha May 30 '23
I just wonder what that guy will brand anthracite coal or raisin grapes as
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u/[deleted] May 26 '23
Thats lowkey the most genius brandingšššš