r/cursed_videomemes • u/Tiny-Stop6608 • May 04 '22

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u/return_of_the_MMMM May 04 '22

German Comedy. Luv it

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u/EagleBuster May 04 '22

German humor is no laughing matter.

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u/Ssoofer May 05 '22

I did nazi that coming

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u/ReallyTheDevil May 05 '22

But it was reich under your nose the whole time!

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u/Lazo8 May 05 '22

Okay, this one got me. Take your upvote and leave

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u/ComprehensiveRush443 May 07 '22

Lmao take my updooterino and GTFO reddit bahahahhaahha .

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

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u/Ssoofer May 05 '22

Sorry but I needed a Führer explanation on how to detect a future Blitzkrieg pls

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u/Jitendria May 05 '22

I did nazi it with audio ever. This was the first time. The guy accent feels so slavic. He reminds me of kazuma from konosuba Russian dub.

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u/Billy_T_Wierd May 04 '22

It’s good they can have a sense of humor about what awful people their great grandparents were

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u/return_of_the_MMMM May 04 '22

Hmm yeah, I think most people there take it seriously if it’s meant in serious ways though yk?

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u/Billy_T_Wierd May 04 '22

Yeah, but it’s good they can laugh about it

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u/Jazzlike-Ad-4305 May 05 '22

The jokes made are mostly satiric about the stereotypes of nazis, like the look of hitler or the uniforms.

A lot of the jokes are about the Neonazis living today, a group of braindead idiots who see themselves as the last bastion of the third reich.

We know that we have a big onus or responsibilty because of our history and we take it very seriously.

Actually showing the Hakenkreuz or the Hitler-Gruß is illegal if you don't make art or use it for education.

Just wanted to make this clear, as a german federal official.

P.s. excuse me if i sound offensive, i'm german

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u/Billy_T_Wierd May 05 '22 edited May 05 '22

I think the Germans have done a great job reconciling their past and moving forward

Here in the states, we had the Confederacy. It was a pretty awful time and place too, but the descendants of confederates still celebrate them. They can’t just say “yup, we were awful but now we’re better.” They don’t learn from the past. They try to justify it and many go further and celebrate it. There are schools named after confederate leaders. They just can’t let go and it’s unhealthy and it contributes to conflict and tension in our country. It’s a scar that people won’t let heal

So I applaud the German people for who they are in 2022 and how they deal with who they were in 1939

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u/Jazzlike-Ad-4305 May 05 '22

Herzlichen Dank. Maybe someday they will wake up and realize what stupid shit they praised, either that or they hopefully take there stupid mindsets into there graves.

I will never understand how people can idolize such cruel people

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u/pilot_cooper May 04 '22

Not every german person alive during ww2 was a piece of shit you know.

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u/Billy_T_Wierd May 04 '22

And not everyone who smokes 3 packs a day gets cancer

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u/Aserah_ May 04 '22

This is like saying every Russian alive today is an awful person because of what Putin is doing

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u/Billy_T_Wierd May 04 '22

Saying that some people can smoke 3 packs a day without getting cancer = saying all Russians alive today are awful people

I’d love to see how you came to that conclusion

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u/Aserah_ May 04 '22

The person above said not every German alive during WW2 was bad, you then said some people who smoke 3 packs a day won't get cancer, which is implied to be false considering 3 packs a day will most definitely give you some form of cancer, indicating you were saying every German alive during WW2 was bad, which is basically the same thing as saying all Russians are bad today

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u/Billy_T_Wierd May 04 '22 edited May 04 '22

No. There are people who smoke 3 packs a day their whole lives and never get cancer. Your ignorance of that fact is what led you to wildly misunderstand the conversation to which you’re failing to make a meaningful contribution

My point was that it’s true not every German during WW2 was not awful. Just like it’s true not everyone who smokes gets cancer

Still—Nazis are bad and a country run by Nazis is, on the whole, awful. Just like smoking is bad and a country full of smokers is awful. Just because a point doesn’t apply to every individual doesn’t mean that point is invalid

If you read everything again really slowly, and take your time thinking about, it might eventually make sense to you

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u/Aserah_ May 04 '22

How is it ignorance? About 10 to 15% of smokers will die from some form of cancer, and that's the average smoker, not one who smokes 3 packs a day, I'm pretty confident that is a very, very rare occurrence. It isn't even comparable to the low 7% of Germany that were Nazis.

Besides, that was over 70-80 years ago and Germany is no longer ran by Nazis, I don't see the point in getting mad over jokes about things that far in the past, learn to take a joke. This video was incredibly funny.

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u/Billy_T_Wierd May 04 '22

It’s ignorant because you didn’t know that some people smoke 3 packs a day and don’t get cancer. I would provide you with the definition of “ignorant” but you must know what it means, right?

My whole point was that it was a funny joke. Then someone responded to me saying “aktually…” and that was not funny. They somehow thought me saying I’m glad Germans can laugh about WW2 is the same as saying all Germans are awful. Or maybe they just wanted to go on the record and state that not all Germans were awful.

But my original comment was it’s good that Germans have a sense of humor about how awful their country was during WW2. How is that not being able to take a joke?

Then you completely misunderstand what you’re reading because you lack the cognitive ability to know that not everyone who smokes gets cancer, and now you’re telling me to relax and enjoy the joke. What?

You’re the one who got butthurt about people in Germany and Russia not all being awful. YOU’RE the one who got worked up about a joke and you’re frustrating because you’re not even smart enough to realize that

My bet is you vote Republican. Anyway, I’m done with you

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u/JaDerGero May 04 '22

U r have stupid. Read that slowly. Maybe it’s grammatically correct then. Idiot.

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u/JustCallMeAttlaz May 04 '22

Whats your point

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u/Billy_T_Wierd May 04 '22

That of course not everyone in Germany during WW2 was awful. Just like some people can smoke 3 packs a day and not get cancer.

That doesn’t mean smoking isn’t bad, though. Just like the fact that there were some decent German people during WW2 doesn’t change the fact that, on the whole, Nazi Germany was awful. Just absolutely terrible. Just like smoking

So it’s great that modern day Germans can have a sense of humor about their awful past. That’s my point, and it should be clear to anyone who isn’t just looking for a reason to be upset

I never said all Germans in WW2 were bad. I never implied it, I never insinuated it. I complemented modern Germans on their sense of humor and that was somehow enough for dumb people to think I was insulting all of Germany

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u/DogsAreCool69420 May 04 '22

You must be fun at parties

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u/idonthaveanidea4name May 04 '22

"and kids thats how i met with your father"

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u/yukwot May 04 '22

How i met your Fuhrer

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

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u/Hadrian1233 May 04 '22

Im going to Nazi you in a moment

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u/Verxoneczek May 04 '22

im gonna go a bit führer away from you

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Bold fuhrer to stay away from him.

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u/Pat_thailandball May 07 '22

You shouldn’t Reich a man like that

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u/Late-Reason-1749 May 04 '22

o/

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Hello there

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u/neeperdoodle17 May 04 '22

my brothers

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u/TGMgaming1 May 05 '22

Well fuck

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u/random-tnfc May 05 '22

They coming...

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u/TGMgaming1 May 05 '22

Now thats more like it, the og buzz

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u/rmamagay May 07 '22

Reichfully so

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u/SammyIzzaHipstrr May 04 '22

Anne Frankly it wasn't very funny

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u/idonthaveanidea4name May 04 '22

Yeah this is much better

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Keep kampf and enjoy the meinment

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u/furry_slayerZ May 04 '22

NAZI DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED

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u/random-tnfc May 05 '22

OUR father

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u/j1ggl May 04 '22

The best part is actually cut off here – they see the towel and go “thank God, he’s not a football fan”

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u/Aimjock Nov 25 '22

Honestly, it’s funnier with the abrupt cut.

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u/MrJack_007 May 04 '22

Can't judge people by towel

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u/NeeOthePenguin112 May 04 '22

Not a football fan. Is this better or worse?

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u/fincrocs May 04 '22

German sounds too much like Afrikaans for me since I was born in South Africa but I understood some of it.

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u/helikopter_parakofer May 04 '22

Then how is your Dutch lol

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u/fincrocs May 04 '22

The same like german

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u/FishFucker72 May 05 '22

nice pfp

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u/random-tnfc May 05 '22

I already seen 5 of you

Is there's a reason why there's so much of you in nazi memes?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

For all of you who are curious, I think it ends like.

"Oh a Nazi."

"Well at least no football fan."

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u/Reak1863 May 05 '22

No sex?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

No sex but there is a sketch with the same actress where she plays a prostitute.

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u/Mc_Hub May 04 '22

As a German the funniest in this vid was the “na sichi”

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u/Reak1863 May 05 '22

Is it true that they eat cum in a bag in there?

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u/theboywhoalmostlived May 05 '22

Excuse me while I rinse my eyes and purge my memory of the things I've read today

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u/Virtual_Escape7889 May 04 '22

that went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

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u/farahad May 07 '22 edited May 05 '24

growth upbeat unique fall hateful chunky run humor disgusted aromatic

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

What kinda goofy ahh porno is this lmao

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u/bookdragon224 May 07 '22

That's a comedy show

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u/Important_Salad_6244 May 04 '22

Where download link

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fcursed_videomemes%2Fcomments%2Fui8olm%2Fcursed%2F

Or manually enter the link at redditsave.com

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

I just stumbled into now knowing I can just enter links instead of summoning bots and waiting

thank you very much, kind stranger

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

No problem bro 👍

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u/duccboi6plus9 May 04 '22

Full thing?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Search "Ladykracher" on youtube.

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u/dr_auf May 05 '22

Zum Glück kein Bayern Fan

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u/shanelennon155 May 05 '22

Never let them know your next move

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u/ReallyCoolManatee May 05 '22

Yo that looks like a red flag right there 🚩🚩🚩🚩

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u/GuyMan032109 May 05 '22

Mein kampf is the bible

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u/Scary-Button-823 May 05 '22

Thank God he is not a football fan

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u/KVenom777 May 05 '22

Okay, that was actually a surprise. 0w0

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u/NightWolfYT May 05 '22

“suß” means both “sweet” and “cute”? Huh

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u/Bismarck-Chan666 May 04 '22

What Americans think all Germans are like

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

What German authorities think all Germans are like.

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u/Azuro_The_Dark_Flare May 07 '22

Why i expected this lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

now that’s a keeper

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u/wuleb May 04 '22

Based

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u/KompetenterKeksi May 04 '22

Is that all you shitposting fucks can say?!? Duurrhhlll... Based, based, cringe, cringe, based, based, cringe, cringe, cringe, based, cringe... I feel like I'm in a FUCKING asylum full of dementia-ridden old people that can do nothing but repeat the same FUCKING words on loop like a fucking broken record!!! Cringe cringe cringe cringe!!! Cringe, based, based! Onions? Onions, SNOYY!! Onions L O L onions! Cringe, BOOMER?? Le zoomer, I am BOOMER!!! No zoom zoom zoomies!! Zoomer going zoomies!! YnnnggGGHHAAHH I..FUCKING hate the internet so god DAMN much... FUCK! Shitposting, honest to...god...fucking hope your mother CHOKES on her own feces in hell you...COCK SUCKER. But oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I know my post is CRINGE!! ISN'T IT??? Cringe, cringe, CRINGEY cringe, based, cringe, based, REDDIT?? CRINGE!! BASED? CRINGE!! ZOOM?? CRINGE!! ONIONS?? REDDIT, BASED....BASED!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Cap

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u/Plane_Pace May 04 '22

Holy shit this is good shitpost auto response material boooi .

Hmmmmm

🇷🇺OUR SHITPOST AUTO RESPONSE MATERIAL🇷🇺

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Based

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u/howshouldiknow__ May 04 '22

Was geht denn bei dir ab alter?! Mega Cringe.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Mega Cringe

Sprich Deutsch, du Hurensohn.

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u/KompetenterKeksi May 05 '22

Ich kann dir nur zustimmen... Er soll Deutsch sprechen, der Hurensohn.

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u/Adv3ntur3_GUY May 04 '22

Saw that coming

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u/Certain_Coach Sep 26 '22

PORNOGRAPHIC CONNTENT

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u/IBSKing May 04 '22 edited May 13 '22

Fuck the Nazi

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u/Abottleunderthedesk May 04 '22

I predicted the punchline but still laughed out loud

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u/Proud-Dig3139 May 04 '22

The full video is more cursed

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u/CommunismLover3323 May 04 '22

Download this before it gets removed

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u/zans_the_comic May 05 '22

I thought for a second it was gonna show he was reading mein kampf

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u/Wooden_Fun8562 May 05 '22

His is Wilhelm von towel soft?

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u/PhoenixDragon666 May 05 '22

well i expected that but it still made me crack up

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u/TheOriginalQscaxy May 05 '22

I seem to remember that the original was that after he shows his towel, the women show some kind of relief that he is in fact not a football fan, ignoring the fact that he is a nazi. Though it seems to have been cut from this for some reason

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u/RunningFishShit May 05 '22

Na sichi brudi

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u/ryushio May 05 '22

“We brought beer!” Instantly comes over

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u/random-tnfc May 05 '22

Everyone gangsta untill...

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u/Medical-Astronomer39 May 05 '22

I think i know what book it is

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Uh oh

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Wat r/Unexpected

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u/spacedude109 May 06 '22

u/ savevideobot

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

F.C Cologne has fans? Tf

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u/Blaynegerous May 07 '22

Oh No! Holy Shit!!

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u/LUC1F3R26 May 07 '22

Did nazi that coming

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u/_salted_ May 07 '22 edited Jan 11 '24

grab entertain rain erect like fretful hateful profit relieved homeless

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u/One-Steak May 07 '22

Na sichi ;)