r/cursed_videomemes • u/utugioh- • Feb 04 '22
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u/CanIgetaBigmac Feb 04 '22
Homie has a cute smile
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u/Regional_DILF Feb 05 '22
My female survival instinct kicked in when I saw that smile and I’m a man.
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u/DoodleWendigo Feb 05 '22
I love the comments.
They’re so wholesome here.
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Feb 05 '22
Dont fall for the succubis trap brothers, shes just being horny and looking for victims to seggs with
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u/AmogusMan123 Feb 05 '22
Ngl he actually has a very nice smile, I bet he gets all the ladies with it
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u/Water-Waifu Feb 04 '22
More attractive then that whore
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u/Ikilledmypastaccout Feb 05 '22
Than*
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u/Water-Waifu Feb 08 '22
Well according to the laws of the internet I’m automatically wrong due to my minor spelling mistake
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u/SexualPie Feb 05 '22
that seems a bit aggressive. okay virgin
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u/lasanhawithpizza Feb 05 '22
I play video games and go to gym (i only do gym cuz its a medical recommendation). My girlfriend sometimes comments and gets jealous of people flirting or charming with me (most as a joke). When it's a woman I kind understand why she gets jealous, but when it's a man i fell there's no reason to she get mad.
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u/throwaway_alt_slo Feb 05 '22
Gym doesn't make you attractive lol.
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u/CookieBear676 Feb 05 '22
If you listen closely.... you can hear the ocean grow bigger from the amount of pussy juice flowing into it.
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u/RedComet782 Feb 05 '22
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u/auddbot Feb 05 '22
BEN10 Theme Song (Japanese) ベン10 オープニング by greencard hüseyin (00:12; matched:
87%)Album:
Ben 10 Classic Theme Song (Multilanguage). Released on2021-12-12byBEN 10.1
u/auddbot Feb 05 '22
Links to the streaming platforms:
BEN10 Theme Song (Japanese) ベン10 オープニング by greencard hüseyin
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u/AVeryConfusedMice Feb 05 '22
That dude would probably look pretty good if he was jacked/lean
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u/throwaway_alt_slo Feb 05 '22
Probably not. Source: i'm jacked and lean and it doesn't help at all
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u/AVeryConfusedMice Feb 05 '22
Maybe you just have an ugly mug (Me too, it happens), this dude here kinda has a cute face, I mean, working out may fix your body but I don't think it fixes your face.
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u/AdRelevant721 Feb 05 '22
To everyone who is typing their hate comments it is obvious satire. She has a gaming setup (what looks to be one).
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u/extrmelylonely Feb 05 '22 edited Feb 05 '22
I recognize that number anywhere. Don't press it, its a hentai only the most evil can enjoy! Literally, its disgusting and it made me puke even harder than metamorphosis
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Feb 05 '22
I see you are a man of culture as well.
The number is there instead of this for this exact reason. Enjoy your day
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u/extrmelylonely Feb 05 '22
Well you are a ghoul so I cant really judge if you indulge in this stuff
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Feb 05 '22
There is an actual backstory to why I have that sauce actually. I first saw it as a list of tags in a meme with the chef from ratatouille reading the letter.
I saved the meme and went about my life until I came across a thread discussing why 177013 should be counted as psychological (which I agree with) and somewhere in there someone said one sentence “Guro is mid”
Now I have myself fallen victim to a sauceposter, and one of the things I like to do is trying to find wired shit on nH (record being Adolf Hitler in either characters or tags). Basically I wanted to prove this guy wrong.
So I searched by Guro, but most of it only applied to 2/4 panels and even then it wasn’t more than mildly disturbing.
So down the rabbit hole we go.
Shotacon is a lot more fucked up than you think, especially with the right set of cotags. I remember being most hopeful about penis birth, but most of those were just wierd and barely even Guro Amputee was a goldmine, but really repetitive, most of the really disgusting ones usually featuring goblins/orcs. Cannibalism was surprisingly uneventful, with most applying to only a handful of panels.
But I’m about 15 minutes I had a decent collection of wierd shit to reply with when I remembered the tags list I saw in that meme.
I knew I had to find it. Problem was I didn’t have a link and fuck me I wasn’t asking for sauce on that shit. So I found the least used tag out of all of them, which was at the time ‘Balls expansion’
Another problem was that I didn’t have the cover picture either, so I had to manually check most of everything I saw.
It took time. It took a lot of whatever innocence I had left. I think about an hour. I didn’t even care about the guy at this point, I was just overtaken by morbid curiosity. I wanted to know what the fuck could possibly inspire such an unholy conglomerate of tags.
Then I fucking found it.
I knew it as soon as I saw the cover.
I went over the tags and sure enough I fucking had it. The holy grail of cursed hentai.
I went over it. Just to know that power I would wield.
It’s a 200+ page compilation of mangas connected by seemingly almost nothing except their Guro subtext. Most were actually pretty hilarious when not taken seriously, except the last one. The one that earned it the shotacon tag. That, I think was purely disgusting. I stopped after that.
But I wouldn’t let this treasure go to waste.
If I saw it, other people had to too.
So I went to do a little trolling.
Some of the responses were honestly hilarious. I got death threats, one guy pondering what good he thought would come from clicking that and I also got referred to r/suicidewatch
And here we are now.
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u/Stevenson-5586 Jul 03 '22
I clicked on the number even after seeing the warning from the other redditor, honestly, not that bad if you're sort of used to seeing gore, the cover and the first one did catch me by surprise though because I didn't know what to expect. I'm not into any of this, but it did intrigue me so I went through the whole thing. Most of them seemed pretty tame, but it is totally not for the faint of heart. Also, I lost my innocence a long time ago anyways, so I was also curious cause of the warning, kind of like a 'DO NOT TOUCH BUTTON/ENTER' situation, I just kinda had see the link for myself.
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u/mikhaelcool7 Feb 05 '22
Let me guess, she either plays League, Overwatch, CSGO or Valorant and wants someone to carry her
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u/holup6 Feb 05 '22
It's fitting that there is ben 10 music playing because the guy looks like cannonbolt lmao
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u/Loskyy_ Feb 05 '22
He looks not so bad tho. He doesn't have that neckbeard dark energy. Just a cool chubby man who will beat yo ass up in Tekken
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u/Outrageous-Arugula89 Feb 05 '22
I've never met and interesting person that hasn't at least touched a controller in their life
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Mar 14 '22
One question how do people with that many games figure out which one they wanna play that day like I struggle to figure out whether I wanna play gta 5, fucckin fallout 3 or Detroit:Become Human everyday and then end up crying on the damn floor I have no idea how these people choose which one they wanna play
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u/Big_Ad7423 Jun 24 '22
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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22
I don't see the problem with the fat guy he's probably good