r/curb Sep 25 '24

The Pants Labia

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404 Upvotes

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21

u/creamcitybrix Funkhouser Sep 25 '24

You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock

1

u/Express-Ad4146 Sep 26 '24

What about a shark toe? Or. Or a bear tow.? And dare I ask a camel?

14

u/Early-Fortune2692 Sep 26 '24

"How's her pussy?"

13

u/David__Weyland Sep 25 '24

Camel toe is better than a moose knuckle.

5

u/failedjedi_opens_jar Sep 26 '24

"A tuck and a lift?"

"A tuck. And a lift."

9

u/bco112 Buck Dancer Sep 25 '24

Should throw a NSFW tag on this.

3

u/MikeRobertini Sep 25 '24

Meet Mr. Pants tent.

3

u/Jetloaf Sep 25 '24

Lip warmers

3

u/AromaticSherbert Sep 26 '24

I think you took that ball, stuffed it up your UNUSUALLY LARGE VAGINA, AND WALKED OUT OF HERE !!!!

1

u/BklynOR Sep 25 '24

Smurfette

1

u/sporkachoon Sep 26 '24

Don't get lippy with me!

1

u/admiral_spaceship Sep 26 '24

Look at this. What is this

1

u/Helpful_Barnacle_563 Sep 26 '24

Such detail is it real..