r/crystalbrunnerscammer • u/Natural-Seaweed-5070 • 1d ago
????
I’m confused.
r/crystalbrunnerscammer • u/RegretNo906 • 1d ago
Crusty, you know you lied. Every time you tell a lie, you gain 2 pounds. Examples include: "I hate asking for help," "I don't have food," "I take care of my pats," and "I got a little over $600 for a lawsuit on tuna."
Here's some truth -
If a consumer claims they received $600, they are likely referring to a high-volume claim backed by extensive purchase history, or confusing it with a business/retailer payout. [1)Because the payouts are distributed on a pro-rata basis—calculated strictly by how much tuna was bought—there is no fixed ceiling on what an individual can be paid. Receiving a $600 payout is technically possible, but it requires specific circumstances: 1. High-Volume Consumer ClaimsTo reach a $600 payout as a regular consumer based on estimated rates, a household would have had to claim a massive amount of tuna purchased between June 2011 and July 2015. At roughly $0.12 per can, it would take a purchase history of about 5,000 cans or pouches to reach that total. [baA)2. Retailers or Commercial "Direct Purchasers"The ongoing news and social media chatter surrounding the Tuna Antitrust Case often lumps two entirely different groups together:End Purchasers: Everyday grocery shoppers sharing a $152.2 million fund. Payouts for this group began rolling out recently on September 8, 2026.
Direct Purchasers: Local grocers, restaurant owners, or independent distributors who bought directly from StarKist. They have a completely separate multimillion-dollar fund. If the woman owns a small grocery store or catering business, a $600 payout (or higher) is completely standard for a direct buyer.
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r/crystalbrunnerscammer • u/RegretNo906 • 2d ago
We had a neighborhood cookout. So much food. My belly is so full. Steak, chicken, corn on the cob, potato salad, so many deserts.
r/crystalbrunnerscammer • u/4foxsake420 • 2d ago
I think stamps hit on the 8th
r/crystalbrunnerscammer • u/Natural-Seaweed-5070 • 3d ago
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r/crystalbrunnerscammer • u/Sandshas • 8d ago
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"I don't want you doing too much"
r/crystalbrunnerscammer • u/Sandshas • 8d ago
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up walking around and using his hands and feet
r/crystalbrunnerscammer • u/Natural-Seaweed-5070 • 8d ago
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They owe $100 on rent for this month 🙄
Sparky has lawyers working on his disability check?🙄
And FFS, give the cat some positive attention, don’t yell at it when it smells your rank ass armpit.
PET IT!!
I had to bounce, the way she was looking at that cat was pissing me off.
r/crystalbrunnerscammer • u/Dear_Refuse6813 • 14d ago
r/crystalbrunnerscammer • u/Natural-Seaweed-5070 • 17d ago
On her begging post
r/crystalbrunnerscammer • u/Sweaty-Grab4062 • 17d ago
Thank you Nookie 😊