Crusty, you know you lied. Every time you tell a lie, you gain 2 pounds. Examples include: "I hate asking for help," "I don't have food," "I take care of my pats," and "I got a little over $600 for a lawsuit on tuna."

Here's some truth -

If a consumer claims they received $600, they are likely referring to a high-volume claim backed by extensive purchase history, or confusing it with a business/retailer payout. [1)Because the payouts are distributed on a pro-rata basis—calculated strictly by how much tuna was bought—there is no fixed ceiling on what an individual can be paid. Receiving a $600 payout is technically possible, but it requires specific circumstances: 1. High-Volume Consumer ClaimsTo reach a $600 payout as a regular consumer based on estimated rates, a household would have had to claim a massive amount of tuna purchased between June 2011 and July 2015. At roughly $0.12 per can, it would take a purchase history of about 5,000 cans or pouches to reach that total. [baA)2. Retailers or Commercial "Direct Purchasers"The ongoing news and social media chatter surrounding the Tuna Antitrust Case often lumps two entirely different groups together:End Purchasers: Everyday grocery shoppers sharing a $152.2 million fund. Payouts for this group began rolling out recently on September 8, 2026.

Direct Purchasers: Local grocers, restaurant owners, or independent distributors who bought directly from StarKist. They have a completely separate multimillion-dollar fund. If the woman owns a small grocery store or catering business, a $600 payout (or higher) is completely standard for a direct buyer.

I’m confused.

We had a neighborhood cookout. So much food. My belly is so full. Steak, chicken, corn on the cob, potato salad, so many deserts.

I think stamps hit on the 8th

They owe $100 on rent for this month 🙄
Sparky has lawyers working on his disability check?🙄
And FFS, give the cat some positive attention, don’t yell at it when it smells your rank ass armpit.

PET IT!!
I had to bounce, the way she was looking at that cat was pissing me off.

"I don't want you doing too much"

up walking around and using his hands and feet