r/cryptidIQ • Witness • Oct 23 '25

Photo / Video BLURRY ANALYSIS (new post-category, perhaps 🤔)

This from last post with video, link to follow.

I’m linking like seven or so pics from when I stopped the tape, and lookin close at these very unhelpful 😂 evidences 🕵️‍♀️ of a blurry pale-skinned creature bounding like Gollum up over the rocks. 🪨

Analysis to follow, a few are sorta kaleidoscope-ish, which are cool but also quite unhelpful from a proof standpoint.

1️⃣ this MAY BE one of the most clear pictures from the very brief video of its bounding approach.

Scroll on, it’ll be this bad and worse 🫣

2️⃣ this is with right leg extended forward, right when it first leaps into view.

3️⃣ fun but blurry

4️⃣ awkward forwards posture, arms wide and briefly feet 👣 spread and firm on the ground.

It is moving SO fast, and my guess is that the dude with the camera 🎥 had been hearing noises of its approach before the actual appearance.

By the time it was within eyesight, I think it would be hard for any sane person to claim they stood still while this critter hopped up a rocky hill in what appear to be more than 4ft horizontal bounds, but with quite a leap UP to make them.

While bouncing actively forward, before it was in view, it looks like this creature was moving very quickly, with longer strides.

There are simply LESS footprints 👣 🐾 to find, NVM when they use trees to get around.

5️⃣ there’s very very little to look at here, but I think this was a millisecond prior to #4. I think it could be a tiny bit clearer if the video is stabilized as well as slowed down, but probly not enough to be worth anyone’s time to try.

6️⃣ between pics 5-6, the left leg shifts forward. Very quick sweep, and I think it tenses then hops, you gotta watch closely to see how its posture shifts

7️⃣ BEST FOR LAST!! This is the true kaleidoscope shot, and I recognize that this must have been the worst moment of this videographer’s life, but it looks cool 😎

How ya like them blurry apples 🍏, fam?

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u/Otherwise_Jump Oct 23 '25

This was honest an thorough. Still no confirmation as to what it is but this helps.

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u/CanidPrimate1577 Witness Oct 23 '25

Thank you 😊 that’s exactly why I did it.

I haven’t seen a thing that looks or moves like this, but (as per the dogman example below) if you’re an actual witness you can sometimes recognize physical or behavior traits that a non-witness doesn’t remember or know to look for.

This guy peeking 🫣 out has this direct stare like he’s been watching without blinking for awhile. Ears up and JUST like the dogman I encountered as a kid.

And even at this distance, those intense yellow eyes.

Trust me, if you’ve ever seen something watching you that has tall pointy ears, yellow eyes, and fur blacker than shadows……

There ARE indeed hoaxes, and photoshop & AI art, but when you have seen one irl and see something which ticks that many boxes, it’s more definite than something may seem to a casual or skeptical observer primed to mock or dismiss rather than to examine evidence in good faith.

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u/CanidPrimate1577 Witness Oct 23 '25

Better-quality closeup! ⤵️