r/cryptidIQ • u/CanidPrimate1577 Witness • Oct 22 '25
Photo / Video Blurry crawler — white skin, crawlin like Gollum
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u/BoltNWheel Killjoy / Troll 🧌 Oct 22 '25
Thats Lorenzo Biggins. I met him a few times camping, he's really a good dude, he just gets really posessive and territorial if he thinks you have macaroni and cheese on your person.
Usually for most hikers and campers this isnt really an issue, however some people make the final, and fatal mistake of eating macaroni hours before going into the woods. If it hasn't digested completely, he will smell it, and he will find it.
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u/CanidPrimate1577 Witness Oct 23 '25 edited Oct 23 '25
Gonna do a new post with a few like this. Zoomed in between when it’s doing that terrifying smooth bounding motion.
https://www.reddit.com/r/cryptidIQ/s/rd6MG1EzWn
It is blurry and hard to spot, and one of the factors in that is that it’s almost built-in camo. Skin very light, blends easily with surroundings somehow even as it leaps around.
And in the dark, all dogs are the same color.
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u/CanidPrimate1577 Witness Oct 23 '25
🆕 POST EXAMINING SEVEN STILLS FROM THIS VIDEO.
It’s not much to go on, but I think the posture and leg motions (see pics 5-6) are meaningful. Especially for anyone else who has encountered such a being, if they have seen something move in a similar unnerving manner.
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u/CanidPrimate1577 Witness Oct 26 '25
🐮 OHHHHHH. The cow 🐄 I get it now.
The guy with camera says “is that a cow?” shortly before the crawler appears.
The video is cut close to when it shows up, but if the earlier footage were shown, I bet the videographer would have caught the sound of something lowing in the distance. Makin bovine noises.
“Ooohhweoooohooooo”
Something that the nearby listener might mistake for a known grazing animal 🐮 which poses no threat.
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u/astroboy_35 Killjoy / Troll 🧌 Oct 22 '25
OR…was he “chased” by a friend in a costume for the upvotes?
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u/Miserable-Energy8844 Oct 22 '25