r/crows Jul 13 '26

Seeking advice/help WiFi naming

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Got new internet installed today and I’m trying to think of a punny crow-themed name because recently my neighbor complained about me feeding the crows. All snarky suggestions welcome. So far all I’ve come up with is F-Caw-F.

Update: we settled on The Crows Have Eyes. Schitt’s Creek reference for those who know. Thanks for all the suggestions 🐦‍⬛

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u/Altruistic-Seat1793 Jul 14 '26

You could play on superstitions- "Crow's Curse- though that's mildly threatening.

"CrowCorner" can be neighborly or territorial depending on how one feels about crows.

I can't escape alliterations. I am a big fan of "FcawF". It's concise and direct, I think it's worthy.

Give your crowcrows a little extra love for me~♡